you wanna... Come on, I don't believe it. Gil, you have a good memory. Was it yours or Helen or Susan's wedding I got drunk at? It was all three, Dad. Congratulations. Well, which one did I punch the bandleader? That was mine. We have photos. I'm having them blown up for the commitment hearings. You think he's funny, huh? When he was a kid, he wasn't this funny. Stayed in his room all day. Boy, you were a moody little son of a bitch. Gee, I wonder why? Do you remember that little guy who wouldn't leave my side? I know. Well, now, you know, if I take a step towards him, he just takes a step away. I don't know what's happening to him, you know. He's just so unhappy and he won't talk to me, and I don't know how to help him. Did you ever consider having Ed talk to him? Are you kidding? He won't even acknowledge he's got these kids, now that he's got his new wife and his new kids! He won't even fix my kids' teeth anymore. He says it makes him uncomfortable. Please. Yeah, I wish he'd drop his drill down his pants. Are you seeing anybody? Well, Garry's biology teacher asked me out. Biology? That's promising. No, no, no, no. He's not the type I usually go for. "The Penal Colony by Franz Kafka. " Hey, Nathan, Patty a doctor yet? Mock if you will. All right. Our children are more capable of retaining and absorbing information than we are, and yet we insist on treating them like adorable little morons. What are you saying, Patty can learn things I can't learn? Patty, which one of these is the square root of 8,649? Ninety-three. They're like sponges, Gil, just waiting to absorb. I want this. You see? Take my advice. Forget about Kevin and Taylor. It's too late. Work on Justin. Actually, Justin is quite bright. In his preschool class, he was the only... Slow down, Justin. I'll get you some dip. Oh, you remember that guy you went out with in college? Jeffrey Sanders? You know, you always chased me out of the room whenever he came over. Oh, yeah. I saw him today. God, what a loser, huh? In a Rolls. I meant me. What is that? Oh, Nathan and Patty and I are power-eating. We bring our own food everywhere. He turned me onto it, and I never felt better. Where do you get that stuff? This is it. Everybody in the living room. This is the big surprise. Okay, Frank. Oh, Larry. My baby. You look great. Dad! How are you, son? Oh, boy. Great to see you! Shit. Well put. Who's that? Wait a second, I've got something for you. That's my kid brother Larry. Your uncle. Don't give him any money. I won't. Just a little something for being the best dad in the world. I found it a couple of months ago. It's for your collection. A toy car! Oh, this is great. A Stutz! Yeah, you got it. Spend it on the people you love, right? Is this Grandma? Yeah, she's still alive. Jesus, Grandma, you got short. I'm shrinking. Bummer. Gilbo. Larry. How long has it been? Three years? About that. You stopped wearing your turban. Yeah. My God, Susan, you look great. If you weren't my sister... Helen, I know it's been hard. Dad? You were supposed to wait outside so I could introduce you. Well, why don't you do it now, Larry? Everybody, this is my son Cool. Did he say, "Cool"? Cool. Your son? It's a long story. Let's eat. Yeah, well, good idea. Keep Patty away from my brother. He'll suck the intelligence right out of her. Cool is adorable. Adorable. Why didn't you ever write us you had a son? I didn't know myself until a couple of months ago. You see, a few years ago, I was living in Vegas with this girl. Showgirl. She was in that show Elvis on Ice. Anywho, we drifted apart as people do in these complicated times, and then a couple of months ago, she shows up with Cool, tells me, "You watch him. I shot someone. I have to leave the country. " That's a parent? Anyway, we're back in town because I've got something really ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Броненосец Потёмкин на английском - текст Вся президентская рать на английском - текст Олимпиус Инферно на английском - текст 102 далматинца на английском - текст На грани на английском |