Problem kid. "
When we go see
Kevin's principal,
let's find out who his
teacher is gonna be next year
and make sure it's not
one of these hysterics!
You're right, Gil. You know, Kevin's
great. He can't be that much of a problem.
Right. Now, if it was
my sister's kid...
Garry.
Now, there's a kid
with problems.
Hi, Garry!
You're up so early!
Yeah.
Where are you going?
Out.
What's in the bag?
Nothing.
Garry, you know, the whole
family's coming over tonight.
There's a big surprise. Grandma
and Grandpa are gonna be here,
and Uncle Gil and Aunt Karen,
they're bringing their kids.
Aunt Susie's gonna be here,
and Uncle Nathan,
their kids and... It was
nice talking to you.
Julie!
Hey, Julie!
Yeah?
Julie, can I come in for a minute? Yeah.
Julie, I really need your help. The
whole family's coming over tonight.
I don't know why,
but the place is a mess.
Could you just
give me a hand?
Yeah, okay,
in just a few minutes.
Are you all right? I thought
I heard you moaning last night.
Well, I kind of had a
little bit of a stomachache,
but it's fine now.
It's gone.
You hate me?
What?
You know, for making you study so
much and giving up all your dates.
No, you were right.
Honey, I'm telling you, those
SAT scores are your ticket.
And, sweetie, you know,
once you get to school,
you're gonna meet a lot of guys that
you like just as well as that Tod.
Why do you always say "that
Tod"? It just sounds so...
You're right. I'm sorry. It's
been pleasant for a moment.
Okay, I guess I'm just gonna give
everybody spaghetti and salad,
and I better cook a steak for
my dad. See you later, honey.
Are you okay?
Man, your mother can talk!
Gosh, she hates my ass.
And it's such
a cute ass.
Last night, she heard the
moaning. She thought it was me.
Yeah?
Mmm-hmm.
So you're gonna have to try
and control yourself, Tod.
With you? It's impossible.
Wait.
What?
I brought something.
Ooh! Good.
We can record our love.
Susan. Hi, Sis, it's Helen.
Yeah, did I loan you my big
platter? Oh, great, great.
Yeah, I thought so. Would
you bring it over tonight?
I just need it to serve.
Oh, listen,
Julie got 1,291 on her SATs.
I know. I know. I feel so
proud of her. It's great.
Yeah. How's Patty?
We're a little disappointed
with the effort
she's been giving lately
towards her work.
Math, French,
everything's gone down.
Nathan's talking to her right now.
He's trying to figure out what's wrong.
Look, Patty,
all I'm saying is,
if you wanna have just an
ordinary academic career
and attend an ordinary university,
that's your prerogative,
but I must tell you I think
you're selling yourself way short.
How's it going?
I don't know. Sometimes I feel as
though we want it more than she does.
Patty, you know
we love you.
Could you just give your father that
little extra effort he's looking for?
Okay, Mama.
That's all I ask.
Come on, Kevin.
I got you.
I want that, Kevin. I want that! No.
Kevin! Taylor!
No!
Time to come in
now, children.
Okay.
Okay, Grandma.
Hey, hey, you wanna...
Come on, I don't believe it.
Gil, you have a good memory.
Was it yours or Helen or
Susan's wedding I got drunk at?
It was all three, Dad.
Congratulations.
Well, which one did I
punch the bandleader?
That was mine.
We have photos.
I'm having them blown up
for the commitment hearings.
You think he's funny, huh? When
he was a kid, he wasn't this funny.
Stayed in his room all day. Boy, you
were a moody little son of a bitch.
Gee, I wonder why?
Do you remember that little
guy who wouldn't leave my side?
I know.
Well, now, you know, if I take a step
towards him, he just takes a step away.
I don't know what's
happening to him, you know.
He's just so unhappy
and he won't talk to me, and
I don't know how to help him.
Did you ever consider
having Ed talk to him?
Are you kidding?
He won't even acknowledge
he's got these kids,
now that he's got his new wife
and his new kids!
He