in his own childhood, was without a positive male influence. Huh? His own father kicked him out when he was 15, so my Dad was taught to see child-raising as a job, a burden, a prison, rather than a playground. Do you understand what I'm saying? You don't talk like a kid. Yeah, well, I'm not really a kid. You're not a duck. This is a memory of when I was a kid. I'm 35 now. I have kids of my own. You don't really even exist. You're an amalgam. A what? A combination of several ushers my dad left me with over the years. I've combined them into one memory. Why? This was a great symbolic moment of my life, my father dumping me with you. It's why I swore things would be different with my kids. That's my dream. Strong, happy, confident kids. That's great. That's great. You know, you got a lovely family, and I'm a goddamn amalgam. Gil? Who's that? That's my wife. Nice. Gil. Yeah? The game's over, honey. The St. Louis Cardinals wish to thank you for attending today's game. Please drive home safely and soberly. Let's go! Come on, Justin. You want to walk? Come on, Justin. Come on, let's walk. It's fun. Come on, let's walk. You sure you don't want to walk? There we go. I'll get it. I'll get it. There's your pennant. There you go. I got him. All right? Yes. Come on, watch it, watch it, watch it. There you go. Watch the car. Watch it. There's so many cars. Here you go. Here you go. Down? Where is that kid? Where is she? Daddy! Oh, there she is. There she is. All right, come on, go inside. Grab a seat. Buckle up. Honey. Taylor! You're a rat. You're a rat! When you're sliding into first And you're feeling something burst Diarrhea Diarrhea When you're sliding into third And you lay a juicy turd Diarrhea Diarrhea When you're sliding into home And your shorts are full of foam Diarrhea Diarrhea When you're sitting in your Chevy And your shorts are feeling heavy Diarrhea Diarrhea Kevin, honey, where'd you learn that song? Last summer at camp, Mom. Ah! That was money well spent. When you're sliding into first And you're feeling something burst Diarrhea Diarrhea That's what you're gonna sleep in? You'll get cold. Perfect. Gil, Taylor isn't feeling well. She wants you. It's those hot dogs. I'll deal with Kevin and Justin. Hey, what do you say later, when the kids are asleep, I wear this outfit? She's in our bed. Hi, Daddy. What's the matter, honey? You don't feel so good? Mmm-mmm. You feel like you wanna throw up? Okay. Gil. Oh, my God. Oh, Taylor, baby. Oh, sweetie. Gil, why are you just standing there? Oh, sweetie! I'm waiting for her head to spin around. You'll be all right. You'll be okay. Oh, can you come with me to see Kevin's principal on Monday morning? Oh, boy. I love it when you talk to me about school and meetings. Now talk to me about shopping. No, I know. I know. Go on, go on. I'm sorry. I just remembered now. I've been meaning to ask you, okay? Fine. I'll be there. Okay. What's the matter? Nothing. I was a little tense before but now... No, no. I mean with Kevin. Why are we going to see his principal? Oh, because his teacher said he's been making that face again. What? This? Yes. The tense face. He makes that same face at Little League. You know what his teacher asked me? What? If we'd ever taken him for a psychiatric evaluation. What? She was just asking. Why, because he makes a face? Has she ever looked in the mirror? You know, the face, the crying, the nervousness. They mentioned the crying? Yeah. You know, he doesn't really finish his work. Hey, we'll talk to them on Monday. Don't worry, I'm sure it'll be fine. Come here. Where was I? Here? Was I here? Yeah, yeah. I was there already? Mmm-hmm. You know, that really pisses me off. Kid's a little different, a little special, needs a little more attention, teacher's gonna put a label on him. " ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Начало на английском - текст Железяки на английском - текст Заложник на английском - текст Сказка про Федота-стрельца, удалого молодца на английском - текст Гостья из будущего на английском |