he
missed? But he didn't.
But he could have.
But he didn't.
But he could have.
But he didn't, Gil!
You threw him 12 million
pop-ups in the backyard.
You cut the odds
considerably.
If he hadn't...
But there's three of them,
and you wanna have four,
and the fourth one
could be Larry,
and they're gonna do
a lot of things.
I mean, baseball's
the least of it.
And in all those things,
sometimes they're going to miss.
Sometimes they won't.
Sometimes they will.
What do you want me
to give you, guarantees?
These are kids, not
appliances. Life is messy.
I hate messy.
It's so messy.
You know, when I was 19, Grandpa
took me on a roller coaster.
Oh?
Up, down, up, down.
Oh, what a ride.
What a great story.
I always wanted
to go again.
You know, it was just interesting to me
that a ride could make me so frightened,
so scared, so sick,
so excited
and so thrilled,
all together.
Some didn't like it.
They went
on the merry-go-round.
That just goes
around. Nothing.
I like the roller coaster.
You get more out of it.
Well, I'll be seeing you
in the car.
She's a very smart lady.
Come on, Taylor,
your ears are ready.
Yeah, a minute ago, I was
really confused about life,
and then Grandma came in
with her wonderful and
affecting roller-coaster story,
and now everything's
great again.
I happen to like
the roller coaster, okay?
As far as I'm concerned,
your grandmother's brilliant.
Come on, Taylor.
Come on, hurry up.
Yeah, if she's so brilliant, how come
she's sitting in our neighbor's car?
It's good to be home.
It sure is.
Somebody stole our dishes.
"They're not stolen.
They're put away. "
They're not stolen.
"They're not stolen.
They're put away. "
They're not stolen.
They're put away.
What was that?
It came from the bedroom.
It sounds like a monster.
Someone should see what it is.
Not me!
Not me!
Let Dopey do it.
Let Dopey do it.
Yeah!
No!
Come on, Dopey!
Yeah!
Come on, Dopey!
Come on, Dopey!
They're hurting my sister!
Hey, look, he's going.
Get him! Get him!
Get him!
Hang on, Taylor.
Justin! Justin!
Taylor, I'm gonna save you!
Get away from my sister!
Hey, stop!
Justin!
No.
No, Justin.
Justin, no! Justin!
Oh, Justin.
Come back here.
Come back here.
Please come back here,
little one.
He's ruining the play!
He's ruining the whole play!
I think that's
the Buckmans' kid.
That's great!
You're doing great.
One more push, and the baby
will be here. Bear down.
Bear down.
Push.
We're almost there,
Mom. Come on, push. Push.
That's it. Great.
You're doing great.
Push. Push. Come on,
you're doing fine.
Push! Push!
Good.
Okay, here we go now.
Push. I can see the head.
Here comes the baby. Good.
Here you go.
Here it is. It's a girl!
Good. Congratulations, Mom.
She's beautiful.
You better get out
in the lobby, Dad.
I think you've got about
100 relatives out there.
Dr. Ciccolini, Dr. Anthony
Ciccolini, please call three-six.
Well?
It's a girl.
Helen's fine.
Yay, Mom!
Thank goodness!
That's great!
Congratulations!Peanuts! Roasted!
Freshly roasted!
Get your peanuts!
Roasted! Red hot!
Hot peanuts!
Red hots! How about
some red hot peanuts?
Peanuts!
Get your peanuts here!
Go, go, go, go!
Safe!
Now batting for the Cardinals,
number 14, Stanley Boyer.
Come on!
We missed four innings.
Well, like I said, I had to
stop and do some business.
Here, sit down.
Hey, you, usher, come here.
Can I talk to you a second?
Yes, sir.
Can you watch him?
Sure, no problem.
I'll be back.
Gil, this is Stan. He's
gonna watch you for a while.
I have some friends
I'm meeting.
I'll meet you right here, huh? For
the ninth inning. Have fun, kid.
Programs here!
Get your programs! Programs!
Programs here!
Get your programs! Programs!
So, Gilly,
big baseball fan?
Kind of. Yeah? Dad bring you here a lot?
Once a year on my birthday. Then
he pays an usher to watch me.
Oh, I see.
Look, you have
to understand.
My father,