"Make your mark!
Make your mark!
"Don't be one of the
numbers. Make your mark!"
You misunderstood me!
You weren't listening!
Oh, come on, if I called
you up to tell you,
"Hey Dad, I'm the new assistant
sub-vice president of pencil sharpening
"at some crappy
little company,"
you're telling me
you'd think that was great?
I am better than that!
I am not Gil!
Look, I've made some mistakes.
I have to learn from them.
They're going to
kill me, Dad,
with pain.
I'm your son.
Hydrogen.
Helium.
Carbon.
Excuse me, honey.
I don't mean to interrupt, but
I've made up some new cards.
Really?
That's great, Mommy.
I'm so glad you're back with
the program. Let's do your cards.
Why don't I show them to you first
and make sure they're appropriate?
Okay.
Sweetheart, Mommy and Daddy will be back
in two minutes. How many seconds is that?
One-twenty.
Excelente.
"This is
"the only way
"I can get
"your attention. "
Honey, this is really basic
stuff. She's way beyond this.
"I'm leaving you. "
You're leaving me?
"Yes. "
Well, thank you.
I really had
a great time.
It's been years since anybody's
taken me to a carnival.
You thought that was a carnival?
That was my parents' house.
You know, you're pretty
funny for a biology teacher.
Thank you.
Would you like
to come in?
Sure.
Okay.
Hi, guys.
Hey, Miss B!
Hi, Mom.
Hi, Mr. Bowman.
Knee drop!
It's a nice
knee drop, honey.
Would you like
some coffee?
I'd love some.
The kitchen's
right through here.
Can I ask you something? Sure.
How come you finally
decided to go out with me?
Well, my grandmother
told me to.
No, really. She's been staying with
us. Only, it's a little crowded,
so tomorrow. I'm taking her
over to my brother Gil's.
Hi, Julie. Julie, I would like
to introduce you to Mr. Bowman!
Tod?
Julie?
What's up?
Did you get the Twinkies?
I found
this
in the trunk of your car.
You're racing again,
aren't you?
Yeah, so what?
So you promised.
That's what!
I changed my mind.
You changed your mind?
Yeah, I changed my mind!
What about
house painting?
I gave it up. You gave it
up? That was your future!
Well,
Dave and Rod kind of took
all the equipment and split,
and I don't know
where they are.
I told you not to trust
those guys. Didn't I tell you?
I'm not as smart
as you are, okay?
I didn't get 13,000
on my SATs, okay?
I'm stupid, okay?
Okay!
Julie...
Butt out!
Maybe I should leave. No,
maybe I should leave.
What do you mean
"maybe"?
Tod?
What is it with the
women in this family?
They make all the men
in this family want to leave.
Well, if he thinks I'm having
his baby now, he's crazy!
Baby? Your daughter's having a baby?
A baby?
You're gonna be
a grandma?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm too young. You know,
grandmothers are old.
They bake, and they sew,
and they tell you stories
about the Depression.
I was at Woodstock, for
Christ's sake! I peed in a field!
I've hung onto the Who's
helicopter as it flew away!
I was at Woodstock.
Oh, yeah? I thought
you looked familiar!
Gil, I've spoken
with Ted and Dan,
and we have decided to make
Phil Richards a partner.
Holy shit!
Now, I know you're upset.
Upset?
Haven't you seen the deals
I've been putting together?
I have been killing myself.
I mean, aren't you dazzled?
You still don't
get it, do you?
Phil has just brought in three
brand-new multimillion-dollar clients.
He has spent the last month wining and
dining these guys, getting them laid.
He doesn't tell me
about problems with his kids.
I'm not even sure
if he has kids.
If this man's dick fell off,
he would still show up to work.
He is an animal. That's
what dazzles, not the work.
You can't do what he does.
You hate that shit.
Now, Phil Richards...
I quit!
Oh, Gil...
Forget it.
Phil brought you some
big clients. You're happy.
Oh, Gil...
I'm just going to call my clients,
give them the news, and I'm out of here.
Friday's my last day.
Don't make