John Whorfin,
a bloodthirsty butcher
as evil as your Hitler...
Oh, wow!
..was overthrown
by freedomloving forces...
tried and condemned, along with
several hundred of his followers,
to spend eternity in the formless void
of the Eighth Dimension.
Did you tell Penny that
Buckaroo's looking for her?
I looked in her room.
She wasn't there.
Who's Penny?
Where is she?
Will everybody shut up
so I can hear the rest of this thing?
And now you, Buckaroo Banzai, have
unintentionally helped John Whorfin
with the success of your
oscillation overthruster.
For our intelligence warns us that
he intends to steal your overthruster.
If he should attempt this,
we will have no choice
but to disrupt worldwide
electronic communications
and fire a particlebeam weapon
from your airspace
to Smolensk in the Union
of Soviet Socialist Republics.
That an action that the Kremlin will most certainly
misinterpret as an American first strike.
They're already a little triggerhappy.
Stop John Whorfin before sunset.
If you fail, we will be forced
to help you destroy yourselves.
If it ain't one thing, it's another.
Lighten up.
End of discussion.
Discussion? What discussion?
She gotta be kidding, right?
Vaporise the whole damn planet?
You wanna roll those dice, Casper?
No, no, no, not me, man. No way.
Gents... we're going to Yoyodyne.
Rawhide, see how Hikitasan is
with that formula.
Billy, tell Sam to prep
the jet car for city driving.
What about a Blue Blaze strike team?
We keep it intimate. Call the Kolodny
Brothers. Call the Rug Suckers.
Where are you going?
Get my guns.
His guns?
Okay, okay, I'm a girl. I don't deny it.
I sneaked into your bedroom..
I invaded your privacy.
I went through your personal belongings..
Mrs Johnson! I can never find anything around here...
I took a bath!
Penny, what's your problem?
Me! You! That picture!
I'm going crazy. Who's that girl, Buckaroo?
What's going on around here?
You drag me out of jail.
You're like Jerry Lewis.
You give me hope to carry on, but then
you leave me in the lurch
while you strap on your sixguns.
What do you want from me?
Who am I?
As near as I can figure...
you had an identical twin sister and...
I married her.
But that's over now.
And she's gone and that's about all
there is, really, to say about that.
We don't know what to expect here.
It disagrees with all the standard pictures.
It's producing a magnetic force.
No, no. I'm wrong!
Hey!
Oh, tell me I'm dreaming.
Ow!
Oh, sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. That's...
Buckaroo! Sorry. Sam's dead.
Sam?
Someone broke into the jetcar.
Things are going haywire over at the lab.
Wait here. I'll be right back.
Oh, boy.
He's dead. Spread out.
They can't be very far off.
Okay. Tommy, check the biomedical labs.
Reno, take physics. Jersey, go with Reno.
Where you going?
Engineering.
Cowboy! Hold your gun
in front of you, man.
Oh, I see. I got that. OK.
It's cool.
Buckaroo, behind you!
You... you OK?
Yeah. Just let me catch my breath.
Professor went down into the purification
vent. He's got the overthruster.
All right.
Why is there a watermelon there?
I'll tell you later.
Buckaroo?
Rawhide?
Anybody?
Here, young lady. The overthruster.
Here, put this in your purse.
Get out of here!
Where's your overthruster?
Hikitasan!
Nice morning, huh?
It's just making my legs asleep.
What the hell is wrong with him?
I don't know. I don't know. Are you cold?
It's my spine.
What're you still doing on this floor?
I think it's cos I can't move my legs.
Ooh, damn!
What is it? Apache?
Arachtoid.
Oh, spiders. So I was right, huh?
We got the guy, Rawhide.
Sucker only tried...
Any antidote for these things?
No. Not at all.
Come over here.
Does that mean you're on our side?
That's right.
Man! Those things
pack a mean wallop, huh?
What are y'all looking at?
You're on the clock. Let's saddle up, huh?
Hey, man, they're stealing my helicopter!
They've got Penny!