Lord Whorfin must live.
Work.
Work.
Work.
Sorry. I'm sorry.
- Sidney.
- Buckaroo!
It's good to see you, pal. You got a pistol?
Yeah.
What are you gonna use?
- Where are we?
- I hate to tell you.
Where are we going?
This way.
Get over here.
Keep your noses to the grindstone.
The greatest joy is the joy of duty.
Work. Work. Work.
Monkey boys are feeble.
Lord Whorfin is supreme!
Bigboot! Bigboot! Hold on a minute,
I wanna talk to you.
What the hell's the matter with you?
You deaf? I said I wanna talk to you!
Jesus!
What the hell is going on here,
Bigboot? Where's my bomber?
Bigbootй. John O'Connor,
put the slug on the track.
I don't give a flying handshake
what your name is!
I'm here to see a bomber!
This sure ain't it.
Let's just go back upstairs to my office.
Talk about this like
two reasonable beings.
You listen to me. Your private life,
that's your own concern.
But I'm here to see a bomber
and I'm damn sure gonna see it now!
Look at this place. Don't you have
any pride? It looks like a damn pigsty!
It's not my goddamn planet.
Understand, monkey boy?
- Let's get outta here, O'Connor.
- But Whorfin said we could kill her.
(lectroid #5 growls)
You owe me one, Buck.
It's not over yet.
I may be down but I'm not out.
What is that? Don't pick it up. No.
Penny.
How's she doing?
- I don't know.
- There's no overthruster.
- Buckaroo Banzai!
- What?
There is little time!
You better come quickly
if your planet is still important to you.
Leave her to me.
You take care of business.
Thanks.
- Go. Go.
- Right.
- Where's Buckaroo Banzai?
- He's flown the coop.
- Is the girl dead?
- Yes!
Then sound the call to board the ship.
Without the crucial missing circuit,
we'll never make it!
They're only monkey boys! We can still
crush them here on Earth, Lord Whorfin!
No. It's time to go home.
Bigbooty, you carry my overthruster.
John O'Connor...
you stick by my side.
The great vehicle itself
is now in final boarding state.
What is that?
It's a troop ship. Lord Whorfin.
Massacre them without quarter!
Tell the flight attendants to close
the doors and prepare for a crosscheck.
If you are not inside the great vehicle
itself, you have missed the boat.
We are go for launch.
Do not obstruct the great vehicle.
Do not take to the floor.
Lord Whorfin will return
for all those left behind.
Clear the great vehicle. Voltage is rising.
Electromagnetic field is rising.
John O'Connor! Install my overthruster!
...all carry-on baggage
overhead and secure.
Electromagnetic field...
- What is this?
- It looks like one of our thermopods.
But it's a very bad design.
Your tray tables are secure, and your
seat backs in the full upright position.
Your overthruster
is in place, Lord Whorfin.
It won't work! It won't work!
Shut up, John Bigbooty, you coward!
You're the weakest individual
I ever know!
We are cooking. Over.
Get away from that, boy,
or I'll drink your blood!
What you got there, son?
That's not real, is it?
Get 'em up.
H2 tank pressurisation, OK.
We're go for launch.
John Many Jars, establish overthruster
beam red. Over. Activate oscillator.
Pace accelerator's shorting out!
John O'Connor! My overthruster!
Wait! Don't leave! Don't leave!
This is vacuum cylinder three.
If he can't connect the dots,
they never gonna penetrate.
Cabin fluid valves were closed.
Problem is corrected. Over.
What is that?
Is OK. No worry.
Is an insulating liquid.
Full speed ahead!
May I remind you to fasten your seat belts
and extinguish all smoking material.
We haven't a chance!
Your overthruster's for shit!
One more word out of you, Bigbooty...
Bigbootй! Tй! Tй!
Welcome aboard, Banzai. You're next.
Let's go home.
The wall is softening.
- Inertial overtones obtaining command.
- Oh, no.
Danger! Danger! We do not have
crossover. Negative mass is spreading.
We're not in the Eighth Dimension.
We are over New Jersey.
All is not lost...
Stand by to