t! I done it plenty! - You chickenshit. - You always tell my secrets. I'm gonna get you! That ain't no way to act in a whorehouse. Be a man. Be a man! [Madam] This is Tina and Maria. Have fun. Yeah, now tell me how we're gonna get it up. [Woman Moaning, Bed Creaking] - [Sheep Baaing] - Definitely not. [Michael Moaning] Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. - He's there. - "Oh, God. Oh, God." - Won't be long now. - Oh, God. Oh, God. - [Bed Creaking] - Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh... Oh, God! - That was it. - He'll be asleep in three seconds. Did you ever think you'd be glad men roll over and pass out? You've got to... Have a nice day. - I've come to a definite conclusion. - What's that? You can have him. [Moaning] Oh, God. Hmm? [Snaps Loudly] Was it good for you too? [Indistinct Yelling] [Man] Hey, baby! Hey! Ai-yi-yi-yi! [Hooting, Whistling] Help me up! Ooh! Oh, you guys are the sweetest, most gorgeous creatures! You're sweet. Yikes! Andale. Andale. - We gotta go! - I Vamonos! [music][Men Singing In Spanish] - Wait a minute. - Guys! We're not supposed to stop. Why are we stopping? No hablo Ingles. We have to get to a phone. - We have to... - Phone. Phone. Oh, my God. What are you doing here? Trying to get back to the reservation... before one of these guys hits on me for my phone number. Oh, come on, you don't look so bad. [Lauren] Prints don't work for him. He should stick with solids. Wait a minute. Did he say... Phone! - Frank! - Leave me alone! - Frank, you have to listen! - No, I don't! Yes, you do! - Ooh, oh, oh! - I'm sorry, Frank. - But this is really important. - Just leave me alone. - We gotta use your phone. - Forget it! You stiff me for $20. You leave me in drag! You got some maniac with a knife chasing you! These things do not tempt me to want to team up with you. - [Whimpering] What's wrong with my head? - Are you okay? No! I think I'm gettin' sober. Look! Listen! Frank, we're not just jerkin' you around. Some guys are chasing us 'cause one of'em stole a virus... that's gonna kill and destroy all the plants and all the trees for thousands of miles around. We stole it back, so now they're trying to kill us. The '60s were good to you, weren't they? [Lauren] Frank, that's right. Think back to the '60s. - People did things for each other. - They were wasted. Listen, Franky, get us to a telephone, all right? I swear, you're gonna be showered with money. Showered with money. Okay, ladies, this is it. [Sandy] This is it, Frank? It's not exactly the hub of the reservation. It's off-season. What do you want? [Lauren] We want to use the phone. Five minutes. That's it. You guys stay more, you'll bring a tornado! [Lauren] We have no intention of hanging around. Fine! I must have that blouse. That shirt has my name on it. Oh, I love this. I wore one of these when I did "Oklahoma." That will be cute on you with a little snakeskin belt. - That's a good idea. - Hey! Just take the blouses. They're on the house. You gotta make this phone call. Get on the phone, and let's get outta here. Who we gonna call? The "New York Times." No, we'll call the president. That's really a call he's gonna take! Hi, we're two struggling actresses saving the world. Get real! He was an actor. Okay. The F.B.I. We're gonna call the F.B.I. We're gonna turn this in. We're gonna save our country. Do you have a changing room? This doesn't work. They must have cut me off. I owe 'em a little money. Don't you know how to deal with those dorks? You don't have to pay them. - You don't? - No! - What? - No, not that again. [Hangs Up Phone] Frank, how do we get to a phone that works? Okay, ladies, this here's Frodo. He'll take good care of you. Ride across those hills 'til you come to the edge of a cliff. Don't go off there. That's a 700-foot drop. Now, if you do get down, you're gonna ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Особенности национальной рыбалки на английском - текст Кино Лиззи МакГайр на английском - текст Легенда о пианисте на английском - текст Калина красная на английском - текст Соломенная шляпка на английском |