prototype
of an experimental virus.
It's called
Floratoxin.
It's an airborne defoliant.
A few drops destroys all vegetation for
hundreds and hundreds of square miles.
Like grass and trees
and the whole shot?
As in California.
- Oh, my God.
- As in the entire wheat belt.
He would do that?
All he has to do is spill a couple
of drops, and the wind'll do the rest.
Don't try to bargain with me.
I want $ 20 million cash.
And please don't insult
my intelligence by trying to mark it.
All right.
Only it's gonna take a couple
of hours. Where are you?
[Atkins]
Don't be ridiculous, Weldon.
They're his accomplices!
They're professionals!
- [Lauren] Oh, please!
- Oh, no, sir. I believe them.
You believe a couple of two-bit
actresses tracked down Santers?
- Yes.
- It was a rendezvous.
They helped him escape.
- I was there. You remember?
- Yeah, what did we know?
He was just some guy
we happened to be boffing.
Damn it. I don't boff.
I have never boffed.
Okay, had sex with.
Is that white enough for you?
- Move it!
- If you'll just go over
their statements.
That's what I intend to do at
Fort Morgan in an underground cell...
until we get
Santers' whereabouts.
You want to know
his whereabouts?
He said he was going
to Tres Crucas, New Mexico.
That's a little bit too easy,
isn't it? Get in the van!
[Lauren]
Okay, okay, here's an idea.
Why don't we all go to Tres Crucas
and see if Michael is there?
I'll prove it to you.
I know, I know.
Your head hurts, and it's our fault.
I understand that.
But if you'd only identified yourself...
Oh, I see. You want me to
walk up to enemy operatives...
- Oh, come on.
- Who's an enemy operative?
Hey, Steve, why the hell
are we slowing down?
Who the hell are you?
[Gasping]
Oh, my God!
Some of us who teach,
can also do.
- What do you want?
- Where is Michael Santers?
Hey, you should know.
You're the ones he working for.
- Vasily.
- Da.
- [Speaking Russian]
- Da.
[Korzenowski]
This is last time I will ask you.
Where is Michael Santers?
[Sandy Screaming]
Come on, come on,
come on! Let's go!
I think you'll stay.
I never died better,
did I, Teach?
Okay, let's go up,
real easy.
Uh-huh. Atta boy.
Atta boy.
Yeah, you're a good actor,
but a lousy shot.
Please, look, look,
we can make bargain.
KGB is very generous.
Stop with the KGB!
How dare you defraud
the entire New York theater community!
- [Sandy] Lauren.
- I've never... Hi.
I've never heard of such behavior!
These people are artists...
That's not
the hot issue here.
The... No. No.
Okay. Okay,
here it comes, Stan.
You're gonna tell us right now
what was going on in that class.
Or Sandy's gonna
shoot you!
I'll shoot it off, Stan.
We needed couriers.
- How?
- Yeah.
Um, your notebooks.
I left microdot for him
in yours,
and he sent back reply
in yours.
Well, if he stole the toxin
for you, why don't you have it?
[Muttering In Russian]
Ha! He screwed you too.
Da, Da. He screwed me too.
Ladies, I admit
I've made a big mistake.
But if you'd just put
yourselves in my hands,
you could walk away from here right now
with full federal protection.
Complete clearance
of all conspiracy charges.
I will give you free
acting lessons for life.
We'll pay all the expenses
you've incurred.
Oh, stop it!
The both of you, you're so full of it!
Come on, let's go!
It stinks around here.
Thanks for trying.
We'll find you!
[Sandy]
Not if the coyotes find you first!
[Screams]
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
Please!
Please!
Blood is on your hand,
you putz!
This is the worst day
of my life!
Yeah. We're
a couple of chumps.
- Oh, we're worse than that!
- Okay. Yeah.
I can't believe
I didn't see it.
- I am so humiliated!
- Yeah, I know.
He hit on us
for those notebooks.
Hit on? He got me
to pick him up.
Tell me! I attacked him
in a Burger King!
I worked all night on
his fucking pumpkin costume!
For a mythical student,
if you will.
- No? No?
- Yes.