. Oh, lordy, don't do that.
That ain't no way to act in a whorehouse.
Be a man. Be a man!
This is Tina and Maria. Have fun.
Yeah, now tell me how
we're gonna get it up.
Definitely not.
Oh, God.
Oh, God. Oh, God.
- He's there.
- "Oh, God, oh, God."
- Won't be long now.
- Oh, God. Oh, God.
Oh, God. Oh, God!
Oh... Oh, God!
- That was it.
- He'll be asleep in three seconds.
Did you ever think you'd be
glad men roll over and pass out?
- Okay?
- You've gotta be...
Have a nice day.
- I've come to a definite conclusion.
- What's that?
You can have him.
Oh, God.
Was it good for you too?
H-H-Hurry!
Hey, baby!
Help me up!
You guys are the sweetest,
most gorgeous creatures.
You're sweet.
Yikes!
- Hey, wait a minute. Guys!
- Wait a minute. We're not supposed to stop.
Why... Why are we
stopping? Why did we stop?
- Oh. Sorry. - Uh, w-we
have to get to a phone.
- Yeah, uh, uh, phone. - We have to...
Oh, God. - Phone. Phone. - Oh, my God.
- What are you doing here?
- Trying to get back to the reservation...
before one of these guys hits
on me for my phone number.
- Oh, come on, you don't look so bad.
- Except for prints don't work for him. He should stick with solids.
- Wait a minute. Did he say phone?
- Phone!
- Frank! - Leave me alone!
- Frank, you have to listen!
- No, I don't!
- Yes, you do!
- Oh! Oh. Oh. Oh.
- Oh.
- I'm sorry, Frank, but this is really important.
- Oh, leave me alone.
- Just leave me alone!
- Look, we gotta use your phone.
Forget it! You stiffed me for $20.
You leave me in drag. You got some
maniac with a knife chasing you.
These things do not tempt me
to wanna team up with you guys.
- Ah, what's wrong with my head?
- Are you okay?
No! I think I'm gettin' sober!
Look, listen, Frank, we're
not just jerking you around.
Some guys are chasing us 'cause
one of them stole a virus...
that's gonna kill and destroy all the plants and all
the trees for thousands of miles all the way around.
We stole it back, so now they're
trying to kill us. You get it?
Jesus, the '60s were
good to you, weren't they?
Frank, that's right.
Think back to the '60s.
- People did things for each other.
- They were wasted.
Listen, Frankie, get us
to a telephone, all right?
I swear to you, you're
gonna be showered with money.
Showered with money.
Okay, ladies, this is it.
This is it, Frank? It's not exactly
the hub of the reservation, is it?
- Hey, it's off season. What do you want?
- We wanna use the phone, Frank.
Hey, five minutes. That's it.
If you guys stay more than five minutes,
you'll bring down a goddam tornado.
We have no intention of hanging around.
- Fine.
- I just wanna make this call... I must have that blouse!
- That shirt has my name on it.
- Oh! Oh, I love this.
- I wore one of these when I did Oklahoma.
- Oh, that'll be cute on you.
- You think? Not too short-waisted? - No! You get
a little snakeskin belt, give it a little texture.
- Oh, that's a good idea. I like this too.
- Hey!
Will ya? Come on, now. Just take the
blouse. Keep 'em. They're on the house.
- Now, you gotta make this phone call. - Oh, thanks,
Frank. - Get on the phone, and let's get going here.
Right. Right, right, right. Okay, who are
we gonna call? The New York Times. Huh?
- No. We'll call the president.
- Oh, yeah! That's really a call he's gonna take.
"Hi, we're two struggling actresses.
We're saving the world." Get real.
He was an actor.
Okay, the FBI.
We're gonna call the FBI, we're gonna
turn this in, we're gonna save our country.
Uh-huh. Do you have a changing room?
This doesn't work.
They must have cut me off.
- I owe 'em a little money.
- Don't you know how to deal with those dorks?
- You don't have to pay them anything.
- You don't?
- No, all you have
to do... - No! - What?
No, not that again.
Frank, how do we get
to a phone that works?
Frank, how do we get
to a phone that works?
Okay, ladies, this here's Frodo.
He'll take real