stole a virus...
that's gonna kill and destroy all
the plants and all the trees for
thousands of miles all the way around.
We stole it back, so now they're
trying to kill us. You get it?
Jesus, the '60s were
good to you, weren't they?
Frank, that's right.
Think back to the '60s.
- People did things for each other.
- They were wasted.
Listen, Frankie, get us
to a telephone, all right?
I swear to you, you're
gonna be showered with money.
Showered with money.
Okay, ladies, this is it.
This is it, Frank? It's not exactly
the hub of the reservation, is it?
- Hey, it's off season. What do you want?
- We wanna use the phone, Frank.
Hey, five minutes. That's it.
If you guys stay more than five minutes,
you'll bring down a goddam tornado.
We have no intention of hanging around.
- Fine.
- I just wanna make this call...
I must have that blouse!
- That shirt has my name on it.
- Oh! Oh, I love this.
- I wore one of these when I did Oklahoma.
- Oh, that'll be cute on you.
- You think? Not too short-waisted?
- No! You get a little snakeskin belt,
give it a little texture.
- Oh, that's a good idea. I like this too.
- Hey!
Will ya? Come on, now. Just take the
blouse. Keep 'em. They're on the house.
- Now, you gotta make this phone call.
- Oh, thanks, Frank.
- Get on the phone, and let's get going here.
Right. Right, right, right. Okay, who are
we gonna call? The New York Times. Huh?
- No. We'll call the president.
- Oh, yeah! That's really a
call he's gonna take.
"Hi, we're two struggling actresses.
We're saving the world." Get real.
He was an actor.
Okay, the FBI.
We're gonna call the FBI, we're gonna
turn this in, we're gonna save our country.
Uh-huh. Do you have a changing room?
This doesn't work.
They must have cut me off.
- I owe 'em a little money.
- Don't you know how to
deal with those dorks?
- You don't have to pay them anything.
- You don't?
- No, all you have
to do... - No! - What?
No, not that again.
Frank, how do we get
to a phone that works?
Frank, how do we get
to a phone that works?
Okay, ladies, this here's Frodo.
He'll take real good care of ya.
Now, you're gonna ride across those hills
till you come to the edge of a cliff.
Don't go off there.
That's a 700-foot drop.
Now, if you do get down, you're
gonna come to the rattlesnake area.
Be real careful goin' through there.
Now, take a left at the rattlesnakes
and you'll come around to a dirt road.
Take you right into the taco stand.
They got a phone in there. Huh?
It couldn't be just a block and
a half to the corner store, Frank?
Not around here.
- Hey, Frank, thanks.
- Oh, okay, all right.
- Now, come on, we gotta... - We
won't forget you. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- We're gonna see you get
something out of this, Frank.
- Oh, yeah, sure.
I'll be showered with money. I can hardly
wait. Come on, let's get outta here.
- Come on.
- Wait, wait, wait. I don't have the toxin.
- Wait a minute.
- Oh, hold on a second there.
Give me the vial.
Slowly.
- Let go of me!
- Go!
Whoa! Asshole! Come on!
Well, of course.
Russell! Boyd!
- Where's the other one?
- She got away.
- Now you're gonna make yourself useful.
- I don't know how to drive a stick shift.
- Get in the back.
- Oh.
Let's turn around, okay?
Let's just go this way.
Holy shit.
Go away!
- Frank?
- Go away!
- What happened? Where's Lauren?
- They took her.
- We gotta go find her.
- Oh, no!
Frank, I can't track her without
you. Now, please, come on!
- You go! I'm busy bleeding!
- Frank!
You don't give up, do ya? You think
I'm gonna go chasing a pack of
psychos for some dumb blonde?
She's not dumb, and she's not a blonde.
- Well, good luck, lady.
- Frank!
Frank!
Okay, okay, the truth.
Lauren and I pulled a bank job. Those guys
were feds, and Lauren buried the money...
- Spare me, will ya?
- Well, what about revenge?
I mean, these guys trashed your
house. Don't you want to get even?
I'm insured. No