same as television.
Trust me.
This is real.
This is my neighbourhood.
[Ricky]
Here he comes, right on schedule.
[Chuckling]
God, I love this street.
Ray.
- What?
- Who was Mussolini?
- [Art Tapping]
- "How sweet it is" was, uh...
- [Trebek] Right again.
- Business and Industry for 200.
[Trebek] In the McDonald's
corporate think tank, executives...
- Art, we're watching the show.
- What does he want?
I don't know. But I'll be back
in time for Final Jeopardy.
[Contestant]
Nebraskans for 1,000, please.
[Ricky]
Okay, the show's started. Check it out.
You see the guy with the curly hair?
That's Mr Peterson.
He's this sceptic.
He's basically grounded in reality...
and he doesn't want to believe
his neighbours are up to
something strange.
'Cause if they were,
he'd have to deal with it.
Okay, now see the fat guy?
That's Mr Weingartner.
He thinks the Klopeks
are really evil...
and that they're building
a dungeon in their basement.
He and Mr Rumsfield decided
to do a little snooping tonight.
This should be good.
[Rumsfield]
Shh, shh, shh.
- What is this?
- It's an infrared scope.
Snipers use it
for night vision.
What are we gonna do with it?
Get a look in those
barred-up basement windows.
[Whispers]
Come here.
I've been thinking about it. I don't
think we should go through with this.
Are you a 'fraidy cat?
No, I just think things
have gone off the deep end.
Infrared night vision scopes? What
are we gonna do next, tap their phone?
- That can be arranged.
- [Art Chuckles]
Then all we have to do is burn
a cross on their front lawn.
Shh.
- Quiet.
- You hear that?
- I thought that was just me.
- [Humming]
- It's a low-frequency hum or something.
- It's getting louder.
Listen.
Is that a transformer
or something?
The goddam power company.
But I can't...
Where is it coming from?
- [Humming Continues]
- I know where it's coming from.
[Humming Pitch Increases]
[Humming Continues,
Explosion]
[Humming Decreasing, Stops,
Thunder Rumbling]
Wow.
- [Ray] What the hell was that?
- [Dog Whimpering, Barking]
Brownout.
Smells like they're cooking
a goddam cat over there.
- I'm gonna go find out what exactly...
- Get down, get down!
No headlights.
[Thunderclap]
[Thunderclap,
Thunder Rumbling]
[Grunting]
[Thunderclap]
I can see the news report now:
"They were a quiet family.
Kept pretty much to themselves.
No one would have ever
suspected them of foul play."
[Thunderclap]
I've never seen anybody drive
their garbage to the street...
and then bang the hell
out of it with a stick.
I've never seen that.
I say we get a look
in those garbage cans.
Call me overly cautious, but don't
you think that's a bit suspicious?
The three of us going through
their garbage at 11:00 at night
in the middle of a rainstorm?
Affirmative.
That garbage is going nowhere.
I say we wait 'til first light.
Scope me.
- I'm outta here.
- [Thunderclap]
Rain delay.
Bummer.
[Laughs]
Ray, what was that you were saying the
other day about half-cocked theories?
Ray... sleep tight.
[Thunder Rumbling]
[Thunderclap]
[Thunderclap]
No way Wednesday night.
I'm in a league.
This seminar could change your life,
Vic. The man is a great healer.
And I'm a great bowler. Wednesday night
we're taking on Roselli Plumbing.
You should expose yourself
to this guy, Vic.
He understands paraphysical forces...
the healing capabilities of crystals
and the laying on of hands.
[Bangs Can]
You wanna try laying on some hands?
Wait! Hold it, garbies!
Garbies!
Garbagemen! Hold on a minute!
Wait a sec!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Hold it! What are you doin'?
- I'm emptying garbage.