will not leave you.
I am an imaginary hero, Danny.
You have a real life.
You are real to me.
You are the best. I need you...
Here where you can always find me.
But I need you there to believe in me.
To take care of your mother.
I would love to... You have
your whole life ahead of you.
And pimples
and premature ejaculation.
- What?
- It is just...
I am scared that I will
never see you again.
Whoever thinks that would be
making a big mistake.
Get out of the way.
Do you want a doctor?
Get out of the way.
I am a doctor.
What happened?
Is this a joke?
This is not even a flesh wound.
Where the hell have you been?
Where the hell have you been?
It is working again.
That door is coming out of
your meagre paycheck!
I have the Eagle Foundation doing
a tango up my Hershey Highway!
I do not care about your highway.
And stop shouting. I am not deaf!
You shout because it is in the script.
You are the comic relief.
And do you know what?
I am the hero. So shut up!!
Hollywood writes our lives.
I do not want to shoot people
and blow up buildings anymore.
You did get to be a magician, Nick.
It really does work.
The ticket is yours, Danny.
And do you know what?
I think the magic was yours, too.
Come on.
Have I told you about the time
my dad took me to see Buffalo Bill?
We met Sitting Bull,
who was his medicine man.
Subtitles by Harry AllenThis is squad, we got him here.
We have a positive ID. It is the Ripper.
Repeat, it is the Ripper.
This is one hell of a way
to spend Christmas.
- Mulcahey!
- Sir.
- Secure the sidewalk. No one in or out.
- Yes, sir.
Got a present for you. Pigs!
Damn you! Let the children go!
Damn you, Ripper! Let the children go!
Slater! Don't even think it, Slater,
you hear me?
You're gonna sit and wait
for the real hostage negotiator!
God damn it, Jack, I'm talking to you!
The last time you pulled this jive, jitterbug,
tough gonad shit,
people lost body parts!
Now, you go in there and it's your badge!
Jack! I know, as mayor
of this great metropolis,
you and I have had our little tiffs,
but this is the Lieutenant Governor.
- Slater, here's what I...
- When the governor gets here, call me.
Slater's attempting to enter.
Do not let him in. Repeat, do not let him in.
- Piece of cake.
- Hey.
You want to be a farmer?
Here's a couple of acres.
- Dekker, the next one I'll hurt.
- Slater, don't go in...
Check fire. There's an officer in the building.
I say again,
there's a plain-clothes officer
in the building!
- Jack, what kept you?
- Dad!
Andy here's been getting nervous.
I promised him you'd come.
Gave him my word of honor
he could watch you die.
- Lose the cannon.
- Has he hurt you, Andrew?
Hurt, Jack? You say "hurt"?
What do you know about hurt, Jack?
- You put me in a cage for 10 years.
- You should have gotten the death penalty.
Yeah, would've, should've, could've.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, right.
Things crawling around in your head.
Sitting on my chest when I wake up.
Do you know what that's like, Jack?
It was your illegal search
that rendered the bloody ax inadmissible.
Remember, Jack? Now lose the gun.
All right, I'm unarmed. So let the boy go.
Just one gun, Jack? You got to be kidding.
- Is that all, sport?
- Yep, that about does it.
Then step away.
Chop-chop.
Oh, unless you consider this a weapon.
Brilliant, Jack. Brilliant. I surrender.
- It's a live grenade.
- Yeah, right, Jack. Right, right.
You're going to sacrifice your own child
to get to me.
I'm very flattered, Jack, but I doubt it.
Andy, pick up the grenade. Go on.
Show it to me. That's good. Right there.
Jack, that toy can't hurt the boy,
but this one can.
Focus!
Hey, come on! Focus!
- Hey, people are trying to sleep.
- Yeah, right.
The film is out of focus.
The film is out... Never mind.
Nick!
Nick.
Nick?
Nick, you okay?
- What?
- The climax is on the fritz.
All right. All right.
I never used to do that, Danny.
It's okay.
I've