-Yeah?
But neither did Sally.
Be sure to tune in next week
for another exciting story
from the files of Police Squad!Police Squad! In colour.
Starring Leslie Nielsen.
Also starring Alan North.
And Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln.
Tonight's special guest star,
Florence Henderson.
Put on a happy...
Tonight's episode,
Terror in the Neighbourhood.
All right, girls, that was very, very nice.
Now, we're gonna do it
one more time, okay?
Now, just watch me very carefully
and do exactly as I do, okay?
And...
It's payday, teacher.
Let's have the 50 bucks.
Look, I don't have anything this week.
Business is really bad.
Come on, come on, continue, girls.
Go on.
Well, ain't that too bad?
Looks like the teacher needs
a few lessons, Rock.
-Give her the business.
-No, please, don't.
It's okay, sweetheart.
I'm just gonna rearrange
that pretty little face for you.
My name is Sergeant Frank Drebin,
Detective Lieutenant, Police Squad,
a special division
of the police department.
I was out testing
new emergency police vehicles
when I got the call about a girl beaten
in what appeared to be
a neighbourhood
protection racket scheme.
I drove down
to headquarters immediately.
My boss, Ed Hocken,
was already there.
Hi, Ed.
Hi, Frank. I'm glad you're here.
This is a tough one.
-What do we got?
-One scared lady.
A couple of hoods beat up
on her real good.
-Did she say anything?
-No, nothing.
-Same M.O. as the others.
-All right, where is she?
Right over there.
Frank?
She looks pretty bad.
I'm Sergeant Drebin, Jill.
I know this may not be the right time...
Frank, not that bad.
That's her over there.
Sorry, madam.
Jill? I'm Captain Drebin.
-Cigarette?
-Yes, it is.
-Well, I'm here to help you. Coffee?
-No, thank you.
-Tea?
-No.
Йclair? Rum ball? Torte?
No, really, thank you.
Jill, you've got to give us
something to go on.
Names, description, sounds,
smells, shirt size, anything.
-Will you do that?
-I really should go. I shouldn't be here.
Jill, I know you're frightened.
These criminals,
that's what they count on.
Fear is their greatest weapon.
Jill, if you help us,
we'll put them behind bars for good.
I'm sorry,
but I just didn't get a good look.
Now we can't let these vermin
infest our city.
We'll have a rotten,
scum-sucking cesspool.
Frank, please,
I'm trying to eat this tuna fish sandwich.
A rat-infested, worm-ridden
festering boil.
Frank, cut it out, will you?
I'm talking to my mother.
I'm really sorry.
All right, Jill.
I see I'm wasting my breath.
See the girl over there?
When she leaves, put a tail on her.
-Ed.
-Frank.
Are these guys concentrating
on any particular area in the city?
No, we're getting complaints
from all over, all over town.
I have a hunch
they're concentrating right here.
And nobody'll talk?
No. I tell you, Frank,
without a witness, we're dead.
Maybe we're just gonna have to get
our own evidence firsthand.
-I don't understand, Frank.
-Well,
now let's say a new merchant
moves into the neighbourhood,
-opens up a shop.
-Okay.
A new merchant moves
into the neighbourhood
and opens up a shop.
Then let's say
that merchant attracts a certain couple
of thugs who demand payments.
All right.
That merchant attracts a certain couple
of thugs who demand payments.
That's a good plan, Frank.
Al, get down
to this neighbourhood here,
locate a small business
that we can occupy immediately.
Okay, Lieutenant. I'll get right on it.
-What happened to your face?
-I ran into a fire sprinkler.
Okay, go ahead.
Frank, you better take
somebody with you.
Get ahold of Officer Norberg.
Tell him to drop whatever he's doing,
get up here on the double.
Yes, Captain.
Al did his job well. He found
an abandoned locksmith's shop
just down the street
from Jill's dance studio
in the heart of
the terrorised neighbourhood.
It was a perfect location
in an area of small businesses.
Honest people who worked hard
to make a modest