guy
deserves a party.
Look, I don't know
who you are,
what you are,
or where you came from,
but I'm not taking
any more of this.
Dial the police, Lucy,
and give me the phone.
I'm going to get the...
Give me the phone.
Well, here it is.
Jesus, God.
Oh, Christ.
Oh, Lord God.
[Click]
Oh.
Whoa.
Go ahead...
make your day?
[Tires Screech]
I'm sorry it has to
come to this.
Come to what?
Cheer up, or I'll
blow your face off.
Don't be
such an old lady.
Everything's cool.
Everything's cool!
My dad's going to
castrate me.
My mother almost had
a cardiac arrest.
I'll be grounded
till I'm 45.
Other than that,
everything's great.
Couldn't be better.
Trust me for once,
will you?
They don't know
what happened.
Did you think
Gary was acting a little
strangely this evening?
Gary?
Who's Gary?
Lisa, promise me things
won't get out of control.
Don't worry.
You're just having
a few friends over.
I don't have
any friends.
He doesn't.
Boy ain't lying.
[Doorbell Rings]
You do now.
Hi.
Hi! Hi! Hi!
Party.!
Party.! Party.! Party.!
Standin' here
by the window
Starin' out
at the night
Gotta save me
from troubles...
Oh, baby
It's gonna work out fine
You heard the sound
of footsteps
Swinging across the floor...
Ho!
How you doing?
Where's the bar?
Bar!
Do you think they'll
embarrass us tonight?
Yeah.
Caviar?
If Max and Ian
see her,
it's over for us.
How's your stomach?
Better.
If you're gonna float an
air biscuit, let me know.
Float a what?
If you fart,
I'll hit the fan.
Sorry. I suffer
pain and discomfort
due to occasional
stomach upset.
We always talk about
how great it would be
if we went to parties.
Now it's our party, hundreds
of people are having fun,
and we're in the John.
You're as uptight
as I am.
Nobody can be
as uptight as you.
Your middle name
is tense...
Wyatt "Tense Up"
Donnely.
It's not that bad.
We can hear the music.
Maybe if we put
our noses to the door,
we can smell the food.
Hey, brother!
What's happening,
my main man?
Right on!
Scotch.
Straight up?
Give me
the whole bottle.
Bend over.
I'll shove it
straight up your ass.
On the rocks is fine.
Ha ha ha ha!
Yeah, that's what
I thought you'd say.
There she is.
You deal
with the drinks.
I'll kill the girls.
I wonder
if Lisa's having fun.
Lisa could have fun at
an insurance seminar, Wyatt.
The thing
that really galls me
is that she's ours
and we can't
get close to her.
Hit the fan.
This is the best party
I've ever been to.
It's great!
Whose house is this?
It's probably that girl
with the English accent.
She doesn't have a zit
on her whole body.
She has zero fat.
And she's so relaxed.
She burped
and it was charming.
Uh, yeah.
The bathroom.
Ladies.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
I can't believe you.!
You're dropping
wolfbait
and chicks are outside.!
Light a match!
Light a fire!
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
We thought there were
just girls in there.
It's just us dudes.
Why are you here?
Gary was just
taking a shit.
I meant...
What are you doing
at the party?
Oh, it's my house.
This is your party?
We like to do this
once a week,
throw little
get-togethers.
Haven't you guys
been by?
How did we
miss these two?
So many people,
so many parties.
So many parties.
You lose track.
Can I come in
and check my face?
What's wrong with it?
Can we come in?
Come on in.
Sure. Be our guests.
Thanks, guys.
We've seen you
at school,
but we've never met.
You're Hilly.
You're Deb.
Hi. I'm Gary.
Hi, Gary.
What have you guys
been doing...
I didn't know you guys
had so many friends.
Neither did we.
Who's the girl
with the accent?
I thought
this was her party.
You mean the sensuous
sex symbol type?
Yeah.
Yeah.
She's with us.
She's with... you guys?
Come on, Lisa.
Why not?
Because I belong
to Gary and Wyatt.
Did they make you