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Set yourself up
with one, too.
Three scents, please.
If you were
a 15-year-old boy,
would these
turn you on?
I think so, too.
I'll take them.
Do you have a bra
to match that...
something leather,
rubber, or barbed wire?
Give me a break.
Check it out.
What?
Five bucks?
Finsky.
Max, what
will you do?
For the first time
in my life,
I don't feel like
a total dick.
Yeah, me either.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha.!
Sorry, boys.
Momentary loss
of motor control.
You guys getting
tired of this?
There's a big
white sale going on...
at Towel World!
We're not impressed.
Can I have some
of that, please?
Their shit bores me.
Should we dump them?
We've been with them
three months.
We've been
to all the parties.
We won't go
to any more parties.
We'll go into
a social coma.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Let's give them
another chance.
Okay.
Will you
forgive us?
Oh, you guys.
What will
we do with you?
Excuse me!
We got her,
we got her.
Hey!
Hey.
Hi.
That's Ian.
This is Max.
We call him Mad Max.
I saw you
on the escalator.
You were looking
at us, right?
Yeah.
So what
are you doing?
Nothing.
I'm waiting
for my ride.
[Horn Honks]
[Screaming]
[Motor Revs]
Lis,
come on, hon.
We're late.
Honey, move.
Speak
to you later.
She likes the rough stuff.
What can I do?
There's a party tonight
at Wyatt's house.
You can find his name
in the students' directory
under Donnely.
Pass the word around.
Party?
Don't ask.
You'll have a heart attack
by the time you're 40.
Learn to relax.
Have you tried
inversion boots?
Lisa, you don't
understand my parents.
What's there
to understand?
They're oppressive,
meddlesome,
difficult, demanding,
and totally bizarre.
They're normal parents.
Go get dressed.
Lisa, I created you.
Why do you do things
I don't want?
You and Gary want friends,
you want popularity,
you want
all that stuff, right?
I thought about it.
Sure, but...
So I'm
giving it to you.
Thank you,
but I don't want it
in my house.
If you want to be
a party animal,
learn to live
in the jungle.
Now go get dressed.
I'll pick up Gary.
I can't wait
to meet his parents.
Do you go
to Gary's school?
Do I look like
I'm in high school?
No.
She's a foreign
exchange student.
They have a different
educational system
happening
around the world.
You look very...
mature.
Doesn't she?
I was thinking
the same thing.
What do you do
for a living, Al?
I'm an independent
businessman.
My dad's a plumber.
He's into plumbing.
I guess you plumb,
right, Dad?
Yeah.
I think
it's time to go.
You ready?
Where are you going?
To a party.
To a movie.
Movie party,
is what it is.
No. I've whipped up
this nasty soiree
at his friend
Wyatt's house.
Soir what?
Soiree, honey.
I think
that means party.
Party.
There's going to be
sex, drugs, rock n' roll,
chips, dips, chains, whips...
Your basic high school orgy.
I'm not talking
candle wax on the nipples...
Just hundreds of kids
running around in their underwear
acting like animals.
I've heard enough!
Gary, get to your room!
Yes, sir!
It's okay.
I'll handle this.
Girlie, get out
before I throw you out.
Don't threaten me, Al!
You're out of shape.
I'll kick your ass.
I'm going to make this
real easy for you.
I'm taking Gary
to a party.
Over my dead body.
He's a good kid.
He studies hard.
If anybody
should be bitching,
it should be Gary.
You ever compliment him
on his grades?
Or on anything?
Hey! Hey!
Compliments
embarrass me.
Shut up!
Shut up!
It's so sad that your son's
only sexual outlet
is tossing off to magazines
in the bathroom.
Oh, Gary!
I never tossed off!
You said you were
combing your hair.!
I was!
Gary, shut up!
Water's running
all day.
Shut up!
I never tossed off!
And you wouldn't tell
your own mother!
Shut up!
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