hesitations
Your heart of gold
Is flesh and blood
I do not know
Why do I know?
From my heart
and from my hand
Why don't people
understand
My intentions
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
weird science
Ooh
Ooh, ooh
Weird science
Things I've never
seen before
Behind bolted doors
Weird science
Bits and pieces
and bits and pieces
And bits and pieces
Science
Weird
Where did your
parents go, anyway?
Cincinnati.
They're meeting the guy
my sister wants to marry.
Chloe? Who the hell
would marry Chloe?
He's studying
to be a vet.
Don't make a mess.
The maid doesn't come
till Monday.
How come your parents
suddenly trust you?
Chet's coming home from
college for the weekend.
He's in charge.
Chet? Shit!
You should have
told me this
before I agreed
to sleep over.
How do you
put up with him?
If I don't, he beats the shit out of me.
It's a habit he picked
up in military school.
He's very
protective of me.
Nice relationship.
Look.!
There's nothing
to fear.
Look.
No blood, no decay.
Go on.
Fix the electrodes.
You'll have plenty
to be afraid of
before
the night's over.
The storm
will be magnificent...
All the electrical
secrets of heaven.
This time we're ready,
Fritz.
Let's have
one final test.
Throw the switches.
[Thunder]
Here in this machine,
I have discovered
the great ray
that first brought life
into the world.
Here's
the final touch...
the brain
you stole, Fritz...
The brain of a dead man
waiting to live again
in a body I made.
It's not a bad idea.
What?
In 15 minutes,
the storm...
Making a girl.
Actually making a girl...
just like Frankenstein,
except cuter.
Nobody must come here.!
Don't touch it.!
Sorry, Doctor.
You're serious.
Yes.
Look me in the eyes.
Do I look serious?
You're crazy.!
Crazy am I?
We'll see
whether I'm crazy or not.
Gary Wallace,
that's absolutely gross.
I'm not digging up
dead girls.
I'm not talking about
digging up a dead girl.
I'm talking about
your computer, idiot.
You can simulate stuff
on your computer.
Why can't we
simulate a girl?
I guess I could,
but why?
It's two-dimensional
on the screen.
It's not
flesh and blood.
But we can
ask it questions.
We'll put it in
real-life sexual situations
and see how it reacts.
Well, what about
your girl in Canada?
She lives in Canada.
She has no morals.
I don't like that
in a girl.
Anyway, get to work.
Very nice.
Hold it, Wyatt.
I know female stats.
Anything bigger
than a handful,
you're risking
a sprained tongue.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Perfect.
Okay. Now what?
Should we give her
a brain?
Yeah. We'll play chess
with her.
Chess? Just give her
a brain.
That's all we can do
with my stuff.
Did you get a free
toaster with this, too?
The problem is,
this is a lame idea.
Your computer
is a wimp.
We need
a lot more power.
What do you suggest?
We're in.
We're in trouble, Gary.
This is highly illegal.
We got to fill this thing with data.
We'll make her
as real as possible.
I want her
to live, breathe.
I want her
to aerobicize.
Live.!
All Dave, all night.!
We know what you need
only right here
on Dave TV!
It's moving,
it's working.
It's working
by itself.
I lo mee li I lo la la mala kroo
kara kara chal
do le mo le lo...
But, Gary...
by the way,
why are we wearing
bras on our heads?
Ceremonial.
[Thunder]
You ready?
Yeah.
Let's go.
Turn it off!
It is off!
[Ringing]
Hang up the phone!
Wyatt,
what's going on?
I don't know!
Unplug it!
Oh, shit!
Arf! Arf!
No!
It's a birthday present!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Let's get this thing
out of your house!
You get