are we going? We're going downtown and... Oh, my God! Whose stuff is this? Is that yours? Gary, I don't know... What is going on here? I don't know! You look good, though, okay? Did you steal this car? No. How did you get it? I can get anything I want. Right now, I want to party. Party? Yeah. Think up a name for me. What name do you want? You think of one. Lisa. Why Lisa? Why not? He used to like a girl named Lisa. Oh, yeah? Old girlfriend? She kicked him in the nuts. Will you shut up? It wasn't your fault. All you said was hello to her. Shut up! Guys, I like Lisa. That'll do just fine. You guys ready to rock? Ready. Ready. Lisa? Yeah? I don't think we belong here. Don't be silly. It's a public place. We'd both love to stay, but we're not 21. You're 21. Maybe you'd feel better if you mingled. We don't mingle, okay? Then we'll invite these people to your house and we could all mingle there. We'll mingle. We'll mingle. Hi, dudes. Well, goddamn! Listening to this blues music reminds me of my own trials and tribulations as a young guy. My folks really dump on me. You guys get along with your parents? I guess you guys moved out by now. Uh, what's this, sir? Drink it. That's a very sweet thought, but I really don't... Until now. See you guys in the emergency room. Pretty lady, what's a beautiful broad like you... doing with a malaca like this? It's purely sexual. No shit. She's into malacas, Dino. Ha ha ha ha ha! She's into malacas! Do you believe that? Ha ha ha ha ha! You can say that again! Fats, man, let me tell you my story, man. Last year, I was insane for this crazy little 8th-grade bitch. Crazy insane? Insane? Crazy? I was nuts for the woman, man. I'm tellin' the truth here. I was nuts for the girl. She had big titties. She wouldn't have had to worry about no titties for the rest of her life. That's the truth. I called her every night for like a month. Every damn night? Every night, Mitch. On the telephone? What's this boy talkin' about, on the telephone? Explain it to him. We know there's a telephone. But he hung up on her. The chick with those big titties? You know what the bitch did to me? Lay it on me. Listen... She kneed you in the nuts. She did what? Bitch kneed your nuts? Bitch kneed my nuts! In the family jewels? In the family jewels, man. Broke my heart in two. She broke more than your heart. Forget that other one. You got this fine jewel sitting by you. Ain't that the truth, baby? That's the plain truth! Party's over. Party's over, says the girl. Here's money for you... $50 for you, $50 for you. I'll bet $5 that boy won't make it through the club. Woo, baby You know I love you I really shouldn't be driving. Listen, I appreciate it. I don't feel like driving. Okay, forget it. I'll drive. Give me the keys! Will he be all right? I warned him about that blind dog bourbon. He don't have a license. I don't even have a learner's permit. Hey, let's scout another party, man. What will you tell Chet about me? Nothing. Nothing? That's not very realistic, Wyatt. I'm just trying to concentrate on the road. Concentrate harder. You're running a red light. Oh, shit! I hate that stuff! I never listen to it! I hate this car! Are you okay? My nuts are halfway up my ass. Other than that, I'm perfect. Think of what you'll do about Chet. He's one serious idiot. You're stewed, butt-wad! Who, me? Know what time it is? Uh, 2:00? Time to pay the fiddler. I was kind of counting on you to be human about this. Here's the bottom line, Wyatt. I'm telling Mom and Dad everything. And I'm even considering making up some shit. All right, Chet. Name your price. $175 and zero cents, cash... New bills, crisp and clean, in my wallet by 7 A.M. Thank you. Hey, what are big brothers for? See you upstairs. How ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Настоящий гений на английском - текст Вор на английском - текст Питер FM на английском - текст Особенности национальной рыбалки на английском - текст Рассказ домовладельца на английском |