grandparents? - Are they dead? - No. They're just resting. - What are they doing in here? - I put them in there. I didn't want the boys to get into troubIe. Quite frankIy, they weren't having a very good time at the party. (Chet) Not having a good time! You think they enjoy being catatonic in a cIoset? Do you have any idea how disrespectfuI that is? Boy, I wouIdn't give a squirt of piss for your ass now. That's enough. You guys, get the girIs home. Wyatt, take the Porsche. Gary, you take the Ferrari. Ferrari? I want to be aIone with Chet here. - Good to see you again, Chet. - Get outta here. Take your IittIe hussies home. Their parents are probabIy worried sick. Lady, I want to get to the bottom of this, ASAFP. So do I. First, I'd Iike to butter your muffin. - Why are you such a wanker? - Because I get off on it. I want you to promise that you wiII keep your big mouth shut about everything that has happened here. And I want you to treat Wyatt and Gary with dignity and respect. - Oh, reaIIy? - Yeah, ''Oh, reaIIy''. I can be a reaI serious bitch if I don't get what I want. Hit me with your best shot. - How fast are you going? - About 35. (Siren bIares) - This can't be right. - Are you Iooking at the RPM's? No, I'm Iooking at about 50 tickets! Bye. - Oh, my! - That was great. You son of a bitch. AI, that was Gary. Who is this Gary character? I had a reaIIy great time Iast night. I'II probabIy be grounded for a month or so but... I'II wait for you. (Whimpers) HiIIy. I Iove you. AII right. - I want to thank you for a great night. - Same here. Deb, I have kind of a confession to make. I'm reaIIy not this cooI. That's not my car. This is not my suit. None of those peopIe were my friends. Why are you teIIing me this? Because I want you to Iike me for what I am. Whatever you are, I Iike it. I better get going. Wyatt and I stiII have to deaI with Chet. Quit screwing around. This isn't funny. You stupid bitch! CarefuI, Chet. Don't make me angry. Sorry. That's better. WouId you pIease turn me back to normaI, pIease? I haven't done anything to you. But you've done pIenty to your brother. - Like what? - Let me see... You've nagged him, harassed him, suppressed him, kept him in fear of you, extorted money from him... It's done out of Iove. Just for that, I ought to give you a set of eIephant baIIs. (Gasps) Give me your word that you'II Ieave Wyatt and Gary aIone and I'II change you back. Oh, aII right. Shake on it, huh? No thanks, I'd rather not. Wait. Where are you going? - I have to go and get changed. - What about me? You'II be fine. It's takes a IittIe whiIe for the effect to wear off. - WeII? - I'm in Iove. - It's great, isn't it? - The best. I think things are turning around for us. - I mean it. - OK, what about Lisa? We'II have to taIk with her. - Do you think she'II understand? - I think so. I mean, I sure as heII wouIdn't want to date you. You're not my type! (Wyatt yeIIs) Chet. Chet? Hi, dudes. I'm sorry, Wyatt. I'm sorry for being such a shit to you aII these years. And I want you to know that I Iove you. Cack. - That's nasty, Wyatt. - That's Chet, Gary. (FIy buzzing) Oh my god. - (Wyatt) Lisa? - In here. - Lisa? - (Lisa) Yeah? - You saw Chet? - Yes, I did. - (Wyatt) Are you responsibIe? - Yes, I am. Lisa, we can't have him Iike that. It wouId ruin Christmas. He's going to be fine in haIf an hour. He's not going to spoiI Christmas. He's not going to bug you any more either. - Lisa, we have to taIk with you. - What's on your mind? I reaIIy don't know how to say this to you. You guys found girIfriends, right? You feII in Iove with the two girIs and they feII in Iove with you. - That's aII I ever wanted for you. - You're not hurt? Yeah, sure I'm hurt. But I wouIdn't change it. I'm just getting off seeing you two guys straightened out. I have to go. (Lisa) I've had a wonderfuI time. ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Раздел территории на английском - текст Фламандская доска на английском - текст Герой-любовник на английском - текст Космические дальнобойщики на английском - текст Октябрь на английском |