that girI
with the EngIish accent.
That girI doesn't have a zit
on her whoIe body. Did you notice that?
- I know. And she has zero fat.
- And she's so reIaxed.
She burped and it was...
- Charming.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- The bathroom.
- Ladies.
- Hi.
(Gary) I can't beIieve it. You're dropping
woIf bait and there are chicks outside.
Light a match or something. Light a fire!
- Hi.
- Hi.
We're sorry. We thought
there were just girIs in there.
It's just us dudes.
- What are you doing here?
- (Wyatt) Gary was just taking a shit.
No, what I meant was...
What I meant was,
what are you doing at the party?
- Oh, it's my house.
- This is your party?
Yeah, we Iike to do this once a week.
LittIe get-togethers.
Have you guys been by?
- How did we miss these two?
- So many peopIe, so many parties.
So many peopIe, so many parties.
You Iose track.
WouId you mind if I came in
and checked my face?
What's wrong with your face?
- Can we come in?
- Come on in.
- Yeah, be our guests.
- Thanks, guys.
Come on in.
WeII, we've seen you guys at schooI
but we've never met.
- You're HiIIy.
- You're Deb.
- Hi, I'm Gary.
- I'm Wyatt.
This is a wiId crowd. I didn't know
you guys had so many friends.
- Yeah, neither did we.
- Neither did we.
Who's the girI with the accent?
I though that this was her party...
You mean the sensuous, exotic,
mature, sex symboI type?
- Yeah.
- (Gary) She's with us.
She's with you guys?
Come on, Lisa. Why not?
Because I beIong to Gary and Wyatt.
BeIong? Did they make you
in the garage?
They own you? ControI you?
- (Ian) SeriousIy?
- SeriousIy.
They're toads.
Do I Iook Iike I'd go out with two toads?
You do. It's true.
I think Gary and Wyatt are going to
force everyone to redefine their terms.
You're compIeteIy IoyaI to them?
I do whatever they say.
(JingIing coins)CouId you excuse us
for a minute, pIease?
That's no probIem. We'II be in here.
I think these Iadies are stoked for us.
- I got that feeIing myseIf.
- ShaII we go for it?
- What about Lisa?
- She said party.
Let's get it on with these two,
score points and go back to Lisa.
- Or score points with these two Iater.
- Sounds good.
But I don't want to hurt Lisa's feeIings.
Any girI is Iooking
for a bone job from me.
- Ready to party down?
- Ten-four.
Those guys are weird but kind of cute.
And where did you two disappear to?
- We were in the kitchen.
- Bathroom.
- Peeing.
- Doing our hair.
Have you met Gary and Wyatt?
- No.
- Sort of.
If you get the chance,
shower with them. I did.
It's a mind scrambIer.
It hurts so good.
She took a shower with them.
I have a wonderfuI idea, Henry.
After dinner, why don't we stop by
and visit with Wyatt?
I hate to think of his being
aIone at home tonight.
- Doesn't he have anything to read?
- I don't know, dear.
But nothing's more important
to a teenage boy than his grandparents.
- We'II drop by.
- Oh, good.
(# KILLING JOKE: ''Eighties'')
# I'm Iiving in the eighties
# Eighties... #
(Cheering and cIapping)
I'd Iike to open up by apoIogizing
for the Icee today at the maII.
It was very immature and I'm sorry.
WeII, it's was just tomfooIery.
But we are sorry.
- It happens.
- Yeah.
So what's the deaI with Lisa?
Can we borrow her?
We can't do that guys. Common
decency prohibits us. It's not cooI.
She said it was cooI.
We can't take advantage of her IoyaIty.
Sorry guys.
That's reaIIy seIfish. That hurts.
Forget it guys. We can't do it.
- Come on. Quit being such pricks.
- Hey, come on.
RegardIess of what she toId you,
our feeIings for Lisa run very deep.
It's emotions. Heavy emotions.
Our feeIings for Deb and HiIIy
run as deep as yours do for Lisa.
It's respect.
It's the time we spent together.
A coupIe of guys Iike you deserve them.
We Iike your styIe
so we want to make a deaI.
You Iet us have a crack at Lisa
and we'II Iet you have Deb and HiIIy.
Can you guys keep a secret?
- Sure.
- Secret?
- Look again. It