sexpot.
She's a sexpot, is what she is.
You guys are the ones that got beat up
at the homecoming game, right?
Susan. CouId you wrap up a bottIe
of this scent for me? I Iike this.
Two. And why don't you
set yourseIf up with one.
Set yourseIf up.
That's three scents, pIease.
If you were a 1 5-year-oId boy,
wouId these turn you on?
I think so, too. I'II take them.
Do you have a bra to match that?
Something in Ieather
or rubber or barb wire?
Give me a break!
- Check it out. Check it out.
- What?
- Five bucks?
- Finsky.
Max, what are you going to do?
You know, Gary?
For the first time in my Iife,
I don't feeI Iike a totaI dick.
Yeah, me either.
- Sorry, boys.
- You guys getting tired of this?
We're not, but there is a cure.
Rumor has it
there's a big white saIe going on.
At ToweI WorId.
- We're not impressed.
- No.
CouId I have some of that, pIease.
I'm getting reaIIy bored of their shit.
- Do you want to dump them?
- I don't know.
We have been with them
for three months...
We won't go to any more parties
and meet more peopIe.
We'II go into a sociaI coma.
- Sorry.
- We're sorry.
- Want to give them another chance?
- OK.
- WiII you forgive us?
- PIease.
Oh, you guys!
What are we going to do with you?
(# VAN HALEN: ''Oh, Pretty Woman'')
# Whoa!
# Pretty woman
WaIkin' down the street
# Pretty woman
The kind I'd Iike to meet
# Pretty woman
# I don't beIieve you
It must be true... #
Jesus. Who was that girI?
- Excuse me.
- Get out of my way.
We got her, we got her.
# Pretty woman
Won't you pardon me
# Pretty woman
I couIdn't heIp but see
# Pretty woman
# Oh you Iook IoveIy as you can be... #
- Hey.
- Hi.
- That's Ian.
- This is Max.
We caII him ''Mad Max''.
- (Max) We saw you on the escaIator.
- Yeah.
- You were Iooking at us, right?
- Yeah.
- What are you doing?
- Nothing. I'm waiting for my ride.
(Car horn bIares)
(YeIIing and screaming)
(Engine revs)
Lisa. Come on, hon. We're running Iate.
- (Gary) Honey.
- Speak to you Iater.
She Iikes the rough stuff.
What can I do, you know?
By the way, there's a party tonight
at Wyatt's house.
You can find his name in the
student's directory. Under DonneIIy.
Pass the word around.
Party?
(Engine roars)
Don't ask.
You're going to have a heart attack
by the time you're 40 if you don't reIax.
You tried inversion boots?
Lisa, you don't understand my parents.
What's there to understand?
They're oppressive,
meddIesome and bizarre.
They're normaI parents.
Stop worrying and go and get dressed.
Lisa, I created you.
Why do you insist on doing things
I don't want?
You want to party so bad
you couId bottIe it.
You and Gary want friends,
popuIarity, aII that stuff, right?
I thought about it, sure, but...
So I'm giving it to you.
Thank you, but I don't want it
in my house.
If you want to be a party animaI,
you have to Iive in the jungIe.
Stop worrying and get dressed.
I'm going to go and pick up Gary.
I can't wait to meet his parents.
Do you go to Gary's schooI?
Do I Iook Iike I'm in high schooI?
No.
What it is, Dad,
she's a foreign exchange student.
They have a different
educationaI system.
You Iook very...mature.
Doesn't she? It's funny you say that
because I was thinking the same thing.
So what do you do for a Iiving, AI?
I'm an independent businessman.
AI...Dad. My dad's a pIumber.
He's into pIumbing.
I guess you pIumb, right Dad?
- Yeah, I think it's time to go. Ready?
- Where do you think you're going?
- To a movie.
- To a party.
Movie party.
We're going to a movie party.
He's such a Iiar.
I've whipped up a soiree
over at his friend Wyatt's house.
- Soirwhat?
- Soiree. I think that means party.
Party.
There's going to be sex, drugs,
rock 'n' roII. Chips, dips, chains, whips.
Your basic high schooI orgy
type of thing.
I'm not taIking candIe wax
on the nippIes or witchcraft.
No, no. Just a coupIe of hundred kids
running around in their