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Ох уж эта наука!

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Big sisterly.
But she's so beautifuI.
Yeah, she's really beautifuI.
And her body is gorgeous.
It's a nice figure.
So...
Then I... I mean,
what would I be compared to her?
Deb. Lisa is everything
I ever wanted in a girI.
Before I knew what I wanted.
I know that if I could do it again,
I'd make her just like you.
Honest.
Dead honest. You know.
I'm really honest when I say that.
I'm so very honest. I mean that.
What the hell?
That little bastard.
Don't let him have messed up my room.
If my room's OK, I won't kill him.
I'll just hurt him reaI bad.
Freeze.
- Chet.
- Where's my brother?
I don't know.
You're dead meat, pilgrim.
Chet. Chet. That's her nose.
Look, she has nothing to do with it.
OK. You die, she walks out of here
with a severe limp.
I'll be back.
It's Wyatt's older brother, Chet.
He's kind of an asshole.
Oh, hi, Chet.
What the hell is going on around here?
- Chet. I'm sorry. It was an accident.
- An accident?
Do you realize it's snowing
in my room, goddamit!
Some really weird shit happened, Chet.
You don't have to be a genius
to figure that out, monkey dick.
Start talking, little man.
Gary and I were messing around
with the computer Friday night.
We made a woman
and she messed up the house.
- Don't smart mouth me, you little shit.
- Leave him alone.
Stay out of this, bimbo.
It's a family matter.
Let me find Lisa. She can explain
everything. She'll clear everything up.
You can have my
college money. And my sociaI security.
So, you guys think you can
pull one over on me, huh? Huh?
You got everybody singing
to the same bullshit story.
This isn't bullshit,
it's a Pershing missile, Chip.
It's Chet. My name is Chet.
And I didn't think
it was a whale's dick, honey!
Hi, Nanny. Hi, Grampy.
I'm not a moron, you know. I...
Was that my grandparents?
- Are they dead?
- No. They're just resting.
- What are they doing in here?
- I put them in there.
I didn't want the boys to get into trouble.
Quite frankly, they weren't having
a very good time at the party.
Not having a good time!
You think they enjoy
being catatonic in a closet?
Do you have any idea
how disrespectfuI that is?
Boy, I wouldn't give a squirt of piss
for your ass now.
That's enough.
You guys, get the girls home.
Wyatt, take the Porsche.
Gary, you take the Ferrari.
Ferrari?
I want to be alone with Chet here.
- Good to see you again, Chet.
- Get outta here.
Take your little hussies home.
Their parents are probably worried sick.
Lady, I want to get
to the bottom of this, ASAFP.
So do I.
First, I'd like to butter your muffin.
- Why are you such a wanker?
- Because I get off on it.
I want you to promise that you will keep
your big mouth shut
about everything
that has happened here.
And I want you to treat
Wyatt and Gary with dignity and respect.
- Oh, really?
- Yeah, "Oh, really".
I can be a reaI serious bitch
if I don't get what I want.
Hit me with your best shot.
- How fast are you going?
- About 35.
- This can't be right.
- Are you looking at the RPM's?
No, I'm looking at about 50 tickets!
Bye.
- Oh, my!
- That was great.
You son of a bitch.
Al, that was Gary.
Who is this Gary character?
I had a really great time last night.
I'll probably be grounded
for a month or so but...
I'll wait for you.
Hilly.
I love you.
All right.
- I want to thank you for a great night.
- Same here.
Deb, I have kind of
a confession to make.
I'm really not this cooI.
That's not my car. This is not my suit.
None of those people were my friends.
Why are you telling me this?
Because I want you
to like me for what I am.
Whatever you are, I like it.
I better get going. Wyatt and I
still have to deaI with Chet.
Quit screwing around.
This isn't funny. You stupid bitch!
CarefuI, Chet. Don't make me angry.
Sorry.
That's better.
Would you please turn me
back to normaI, please?
I haven't done anything to you.
But you've done plenty to your brother.
- Like what?
Ох уж эта наука! Ох уж эта наука!

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