cure.
Rumor has it
there's a big white sale going on.
At ToweI World.
- We're not impressed.
- No.
Could I have some of that, please.
I'm getting really bored of their shit.
- Do you want to dump them?
- I don't know.
We have been with them
for three months...
We won't go to any more parties
and meet more people.
We'll go into a sociaI coma.
- Sorry.
- We're sorry.
- Want to give them another chance?
- OK.
- Will you forgive us?
- Please.
Oh, you guys!
What are we going to do with you?
"Oh, Pretty Woman")
Jesus. Who was that girI?
- Excuse me.
- Get out of my way.
We got her, we got her.
- Hey.
- Hi.
- That's Ian.
- This is Max.
We call him "Mad Max".
- We saw you on the escalator.
- Yeah.
- You were looking at us, right?
- Yeah.
- What are you doing?
- Nothing. I'm waiting for my ride.
Lisa. Come on, hon. We're running late.
- Honey.
- Speak to you later.
She likes the rough stuff.
What can I do, you know?
By the way, there's a party tonight
at Wyatt's house.
You can find his name in the
student's directory. Under Donnelly.
Pass the word around.
Party?
Don't ask.
You're going to have a heart attack
by the time you're 40 if you don't relax.
You tried inversion boots?
Lisa, you don't understand my parents.
What's there to understand?
They're oppressive,
meddlesome and bizarre.
They're normaI parents.
Stop worrying and go and get dressed.
Lisa, I created you.
Why do you insist on doing things
I don't want?
You want to party so bad
you could bottle it.
You and Gary want friends,
popularity, all that stuff, right?
I thought about it, sure, but...
So I'm giving it to you.
Thank you, but I don't want it
in my house.
If you want to be a party animaI,
you have to live in the jungle.
Stop worrying and get dressed.
I'm going to go and pick up Gary.
I can't wait to meet his parents.
Do you go to Gary's schooI?
Do I look like I'm in high schooI?
No.
What it is, Dad,
she's a foreign exchange student.
They have a different
educationaI system.
You look very... mature.
Doesn't she? It's funny you say that
because I was thinking the same thing.
So what do you do for a living, Al?
I'm an independent businessman.
Al... Dad. My dad's a plumber.
He's into plumbing.
I guess you plumb, right Dad?
- Yeah, I think it's time to go. Ready?
- Where do you think you're going?
- To a movie.
- To a party.
Movie party.
We're going to a movie party.
He's such a liar.
I've whipped up a soiree
over at his friend Wyatt's house.
- Soirwhat?
- Soiree. I think that means party.
Party.
There's going to be sex, drugs,
rock 'n' roll. Chips, dips, chains, whips.
Your basic high schooI orgy
type of thing.
I'm not talking candle wax
on the nipples or witchcraft.
No, no. Just a couple of hundred kids
running around in their underwear
acting like animals.
All right, I've heard enough!
Gary, get to your room.
No, it's OK. Just sit here.
I'll take care of this.
Get the hell out of here
before I throw you out.
Don't threaten me, Al.
You're out of shape. I'll kick your ass.
I'm going to make this reaI easy for you.
- I'm taking Gary to a party.
- Over my dead body.
He's a good kid. He studies hard.
You've got no complaints. If anyone
should bitch, it should be Gary.
You ever compliment him
on his grades?
You ever compliment him on anything?
Hey. Look, Mum.
Compliments embarrass me.
- Dad, you know.
- Shut up!
Have you ever wondered how sad it is
that your son's only sexuaI outlet
is tossing off to magazines
in the bathroom.
Oh, Gary!
Ma, I never tossed off to anything.
- You said you were combing your hair.
- I was.
Gary, shut up.
- The water's running all day long.
- Shut up.
- I've never tossed off.
- You wouldn't tell your own mother.
Shut up. Shut up!
This guy deserves a party.
I don't know who you are, what you are,
or where you came from,
but I'm not taking any more of this.
DiaI the police. DiaI the damn