- How do you put up with him?
- If I don't he beats the shit out of me.
It's a habit he got in military schooI.
How do you put up with him?
He's very protective.
Nice relationship!
'Look, there's nothing to fear.
'Note - no blood, no decay...
just a few stitches.
'Go on, fix the electrodes.
'You'll be afraid before the night's over.
'The storm will be magnificent.
'All the electricaI secrets of heaven.
'This time we're ready, eh, Fritz?
'Let's have one finaI test.
Throw the switches.
'Here in this machine,
I have discovered the great ray
'that first brought life into the world.
'And look. Here's the finaI touch.
'The brain you stole, Fritz.
'Think of it. The brain of a dead man
'waiting to live again in a body
I made with my own hands.
- That's not a bad idea.
- What?
Making a girI.
Actually making a girI.
Just like Frankenstein...
...except cuter.
- You're serious?
- Yes.
Look me in the eyes. Do I look serious?
- 'You're crazy!'
- 'We'll see whether I'm crazy or not. '
Gary Wallace, that's absolutely gross.
That's sick.
I'm not digging up dead girls...
No, I'm not talking about digging up
a dead girI, Wyatt!
I'm talking about your computer.
You can simulate stuff
on your computer.
You know? What's the difference?
Why can't we simulate a girI?
I don't know. I guess I could, but why?
It's two dimensionaI on the screen.
It's not flesh and blood.
I know that, but we can use it.
We can ask it questions.
We can put it in sexuaI situations.
Sick, demented shit. You'd love it!
What about your girI in Canada?
She lives in Canada.
The girI has no morals!
Those kind of relationships are rough.
Anyway. Get to work.
Very nice.
I told you, Wyatt. If there's one thing
I know, it's female stats.
Anything bigger than a handfuI,
you're risking a sprained thumb.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Perfect.
- OK, now what?
Should we give her a brain?
- Yeah, we can play chess with her.
- Chess?
Just give her a brain, OK.
OK, that's about all we can do
with my stuff.
I can't believe this shit.
I can't believe this.
- Did you get a free toaster with this?
- Gary, it's smarter than you.
The problem is this is a lame idea.
It is not. Your computer is a wimp!
- We need more power than this.
- What do you suggest?
- We're in.
- We're in trouble. This is illegaI.
We need more.
We've got to fill this with data.
We've got to make her
as reaI as possible.
I want her to live, I want her to breathe.
I want her to aerobicise!
'Live. AII Dave, all night.
'We know what you need.
Only right here on Dave TV.'
It's moving, it's working.
It's working by itself.
Gary?
Why are we wearing bras on our heads?
CeremoniaI.
- You ready?
- Yep. Let's go.
- Turn it off.
- It is off.
Hang up the phone!
- What's going on?
- I don't know.
- Unplug it.
- OK.
Oh, shit!
No, it was a birthday present.
Oh, shit!
Oh, my god.
We've got to get this thing
out of your house.
You get it out. It was your idea.
This is all your fault.
- You get it out, you get it out.
- I'll get it out!
Oh, shit!
One... two... three.
'She's alive. Alive!'
So, what would
you little maniacs like to do first?
You guys created me.
I didn't come from anywhere.
Before you messed around
with your computer, I didn't exist.
By the way, you did
an excellent job, thank you.
Hello?
Showering is reaI fun, isn't it?
If we're going to have any fun together...
...you guys had better loosen up.
What are we going to do with her?
Look, we'll just go
with the situation, OK?
I'm sure by Sunday you'll think
of something. You're very bright.
- You're all right?
- I'm just being practicaI.
I know you are and I appreciate it.
- Let's go.
- What about this mess?
Clean it up tomorrow, OK?
Don't get any BO on Chet's suit
or he'll kill me.
- Where are we going?
- She said downtown...
Oh, my god! Whose stuff is this?
Is that your suit? Is this yours?
- Wyatt, what's going on here?
- Gary, I don't know.