stuff
in Uncle Frank's room. He'll never know.
Did you ever notice
people die in alphabeticaI order?
Cheer up, McCann.
She's not the only girI on the island.
There's plenty of them to be found.
-Like that one.
-Go for it, dude.
Excuse me, fellas.
How you doing? Here you go.
-Hi.
-Hi, Hoops.
-How're you doing?
-Fine.
-Look, Cassandra...
-Hi. Here you go.
...I want to apologize. I shouldn't have said
I was a basketball player.
I shouldn't have lied. I'm sorry.
I really am a decent artist. If I could
help you, I'd like to make it up to you.
You really want to help?
-Yeah.
-Buy a ticket.
Hi. How you doing?
We are from the planet of the toes.
We bring you....
And we bring you produce.
-Hi, fellas.
-Hi, Hoops.
-Hi, Hoops.
-Hi, Hoops.
A giant dolphin with rabies.
Turn it around. Open it up.
About as believable as Superman.
They sure can do incredible things
in movies nowadays.
Yeah.
Good idea. I've got it. Up.
Stork twins, bring that camera.
No! No, please!
Guys, what about George?
George!
I refuse to do this!
-Give him CPR.
-I am your superior!
These are satanic hemorrhoids from hell.
We must stop them before they kill again!
Doctor, no!
I must save the free world.
Thank you very much.
I hope to see you at the show.
Weather for the Cape and the islands...
looks like we can expect some rain,
but nothing to worry about.
Nantucket's big news tonight
is Cassandra live at the Dew Drop Inn.
Come on, come on.
Good luck to her...
and good luck to you
in our $1 million summer.
It could happen at any minute.
-You could win $1 million.
-Come on, come on.
Stand still, Teddy.
Dad, I got to do my laps.
I have not yet mastered this contraption.
When I have,
then you may continue your laps.
Damn it.
Do you know who this is?
-No.
-That is trouble.
That is the girI that just might ruin
my restaurant on the bluff.
She's singing or something
tomorrow night.
If people do actually show up to hear her...
she might make some money.
She might make enough
to pay back the bank.
What are we going to do about it?
Stop her from singing?
Good, Teddy. Good.
Get it.
We're here to pick up your father's Jag.
He called us. We will need the keys.
-Get rid of this.
-Okay.
Come on.
In sports, we've got the Nantucket Regatta
coming up...
and Cape Cod's own Mr. Congeniality....
Hi, guys.
-Hi, Ack Ack.
-Hi, Ack.
How you doing?
That's the last of it.
I'm history.
I wish I could make my father understand.
Hey, Ack...
I understand.
You do?
Let me tell you a story...
about a little fat boy that nobody loved...
and all the other kids,
they used to make fun of him...
and they would pick on him...
and they used to say
that he talked funny and stuff...
and he had a twin brother...
and everybody said...
that he didn't look
anything like his twin brother...
but he wanted to.
Egg....
Were you the little fat boy?
No. But I used to like to beat him up.
I'd go, "Why are you so fat?"
And I'd beat the shit out of him.
Isn't that a great story?
Yeah, thanks.
Are you a little nervous? No?
Nobody's going to show up.
Everybody's going to show up. It's been
the greatest media blitz in Nantucket.
-I don't want to hear another word.
-What about Beckerstead?
-Will he pull something?
-It's covered, I promise you.
You just relax and have a good time,
because you're going to be great.
Okay? Trust me.
Hoops...
I just want to tell you....
I guess I know what you mean.
Hoops?
Yeah. Got to run. See you at the club.
This one's for Cassandra.
Come on!
Teddy? Don't forget about tonight.
Dad, I'll go.
I'll go after I do my laps!
Thank you, Teddy.
Have a nice swim.
Come on in.
Come on in, Cookie wookie wookie.
-Cookie, help me!
-What's wrong?
Come here!
Two. Enjoy it.
What?
I'm sorry, Miss...
but all the money in the world
won't get you that house.
But it's my house,
and that's the money I owe you.
I understand.
Mr. Beckerstead bought the mortgage
from