Marv, you're on fire.
Oh, thanks, baby.
You're not so bad yourself.
No, sweetheart.
You're really on fire.
Well, I try to work out.
You know-- Aah!
Gaah! Aah!
- Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
- Kevin!
I'm not lying.
The bad guys are back.
We're not getting anywhere.
Kevin, I spoke to
all the caterers and to Molly.
Nobody saw a thing but you.
Now, how could that be?
I don't know.
But I heard they're gonna kidnap the prince.
- You heard them say that?
- Yeah, with my Super Spybugging device.
- And Prescott's involved with the whole thing.
- This is absurd.
I'm going to call and make sure
the royal family's flight is okay for tomorrow.
Kevin, I know
what's going on here.
- You do?
- Yeah.
- You're out to destroy
my relationship with Natalie.
- What?
You knew how important tonight was to her,
and you went and pulled a crazy stunt like this.
- That's not the truth.
- I've given you a lot of leeway...
because I know how tough
this divorce has been on you.
But tonight you went
way too far.
I want you to go to your room
and think about what you've done.
And when you're ready to apologize to Natalie,
then we'll talk.
Door, close.
Here you are, George! Merry Christmas!
- Hello?
- Mom?
Kevin! Oh, Kevin.
I'm so glad you called.
Are you okay?
Yeah, yeah. I'm just watching
It's a Wonderful Life.
- You are?
- You know how that gets to me.
- What channel is it on?
- Eight.
Ohh.
I guess I'm just a sucker
for happy endings.
So, how is your party?
Are you havin' a good time?
Yeah, it's all right. How about you?
Havin' a good Christmas Eve?
Yeah. It's great.
- I love you, Kevin.
- Love you too, Mom.
Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas.
- Okay. Bye.
- Kevin, are you awake?
- Yeah.
Your father and I were a little rough
on you before. Are you okay?
- Yeah.
- Good.
Because if you ever do anything like that again,
you'll be out of this house so fast...
your head will spin.
So your father's getting divorced. Boo-hoo.
Everyone's parents get divorced.
That's life. You'll get over it. But you're not
gonna come between your father and me.
He wants you in his life,
and I think that's admirable.
But if you want him in your life,
you better not cross me.
Understood? Good.
I'll have that window fixed first thing
in the morning. Sweet dreams.
To my big brother George,
the richest man in town.
I've just had
a nice little chat with Kevin.
I think we're beginning to understand
each other better. What are you watching?
It's a Wonderful Life.
They've been running it all night.
- Come on. Watch it with me.
- I've seen it.
- So?
- So...
I don't understand people who
watch movies over and over again.
I saw it. I cried.
Once was enough.
You gotta be kidding.
Kate and I watch this every year with the kids.
It's a family tradition.
Well...
now that you're going to have a new family,
maybe it's time for some new traditions.
They'll be back.
And if no one believes me...
I'll have to catch 'em myself.
Shut up, you little moron.
Shut up, you moron.
Okay, stop.
Spin Faster.
Get in the bag. Shut up, ya bag!
- Christmas morning.
- Merry Christmas, Kevin.
- Merry Christmas, Dad!
- Hey, hey!
- Peter, are you ready to go?
- Go? Go where?
Kevin, Natalie and I gotta go
pick up the royal family right now.
Now? But aren't we
gonna open presents?
It's gonna have to wait
till we get back.
But it's Christmas.
And why do you both have to go?
Look, you know how sometimes
you gotta do things you don't wanna do?
This is one of those times.
Hey, we'll be back before you know it, okay?
And I'm sure nothing will happen
while we're gone. Am I right?
- Right.
- Good.
Hang in there.
We won't be long.
Door, open.
Merry Christmas, Kevin.
Merry Christmas.
Hello?
- No, we're awake.
- It wasn't me!
Shh! All right.
We're on our way.
Oy. Sure makes me nervous.
Let's go, pookie.
I knew it. Here they come.
First step-- eliminate the inside man.
Oh, Mr. Prescott?
Mr.