open with a key.
Credit card? You got it.
Plaza Hotel reservations. May I help you?
Howdy-do.
- This is Peter McCallister, the father.
- Yes, sir.
- I'd like a hotel room, please...
- Yes.
...with an extra-large bed, a TV,
and one of those little refrigerators
you have to open with a key.
Yes, sir, you'll need
a major credit card upon check-in.
Credit card? You got it.
Thank you. Enjoy your stay.
Yes, two at 8:00, Henri, Mr. Yamamoto.
Hold on a second.
I'll call you back, Henri.
Hi.
- Can I help you?
- Reservation for McCallister?
A reservation for yourself?
Ma'am, my feet are
hardly touching the ground.
I'm barely able to look over this counter.
How could I make a reservation
for a hotel room?
Think about it, a kid going into a hotel,
making a reservation? I don't think so.
I'm confused.
I'm traveling with my dad.
He's on business. He's at a meeting.
I hate meetings,
plus I'm not allowed to go in.
I can only sit in the lobby. That's boring.
So my dad dropped me off here.
He gave me his credit card
and said whoever was checking people in
to let me in the hotel room
so I won't get into mischief,
and, ma'am,
sometimes I do get into mischief.
We all do.
Merry Christmas.
No sign of him.
We're gonna have to be able
to get a hold of you.
- You have hotel arrangements?
- Yeah.
Do you have a recent photo of the boy?
I have one in my wallet.
I don't have my wallet.
My wallet's in my bag.
Kevin was looking in my bag at the airport.
He was looking for batteries.
Kevin has my wallet.
- Did you have credit cards in the wallet?
- Credit cards, money.
We'll notify the credit card companies
immediately. If your son has the cards,
we can get a location on him
when and if he uses them.
No, I don't think Kevin even knows
how to use a credit card.
Wow! It worked.
- Cedric.
- Yes?
- Don't count your tips in public.
- I'm sorry.
And find out everything you can
about that young fellow.
Front, please.
Enjoy your stay with us.
And don't forget to remind your dad
when he arrives
that he has to come down
and sign a couple of things.
Thank you. You've been most helpful.
May I take your bag, sir?
Up here to your left.
You know, Herbert Hoover
once stayed here on this floor.
- The vacuum guy?
- No, the president.
This is one of our finest suites, sir.
This is great!
Wow! A huge bed just for me!
Luxurious and spacious.
How convenient!
Hey!
Did you want me to put the key in the bag
or did you just want to hang on to it?
I'll hang on to it.
Is everything all right, sir?
- Is the temperature in the room okay?
- It's okay.
- Do you know how the TV works?
- I'm 10 years old. TV's my life.
Well...
I'm sorry.
And there's plenty more
where that came from.
Thank you.
Would it bother anyone
if I worked on my cannonballs?
No.
Thanks.
Yikes!
This is a vacation.
Hold it right there.
It's me, Johnny.
I knew it was you.
I could smell you getting off the elevator.
- Two scoops, sir?
- Two? Make it three. I'm not driving.
It's gardenias, Johnny, your favorite.
Thank you.
You was here last night, too, wasn't you?
I was singin' at the Blue Monkey last night.
She was not!
She was smooching with your brother.
You was here,
and you was smooching with my brother!
- That's a dirty, rotten lie, Johnny.
- See?
Don't give me that.
You been smooching with everybody!
Snuffy, Al, Leo,
Little Mo with the gimpy leg,
Cheeks, Bony Bob, Cliff,
I could go on forever, baby.
- You got me all wrong.
- All right. I believe you,
but my Tommy gun don't!
Johnny!
You're the only duck in my pond!
Get down on your knees
and tell me you love me.
Baby! I'm over the moon for you!
You got to do better than that!
If my love was an ocean,
Lindy'd have to take
two airplanes to get across it!
Maybe I'm off my hinges, but I believe you.
That's why I'm gonna let you go.
I'm going to give you to the count of three
to get your lousy, lying, lowdown,
four-flushing