any subject but this one. My god! I forgot all about them. The suite has arrived. Yesterday's homely faces. Let's hide from them. Run! Fast! My god! Why is it that I cry and laugh like a child! How dare you? I begged you not to. Hello there, beautiful! Sorry for the intrusion. I hope I'm not interfering with anything? You want me to leave? No, of course not! Please do sit down. - May I put down my bundle? - Well of course! You are so kind. What a charming cozy home! There's a handle for the spit, and a hook for the cattle. You must be the King's cook! No. I am the King's First Minister. - Who? - The King's First Minister. There was a time when everyone recognized me. I was so brilliant, so grand! Experts say, it was difficult to tell, who had more stature: me or the King's cats. Now I dance stupid dances for everyone's amusement. I'm no longer good for anything else. Am I any good? - I don't think so. - I don't think so either. I'd say, quite mediocre. What brought you to such a poor state? It's the traveling, my lady. For certain reasons we, a group of courtiers, were torn away from our habitual atmosphere and sent away to a foreign land. And to add insult to injury there's this tyrant. - The King? - No, of course not! We've gotten used to his whims. The tyrant is the Minister Administrator. He alone knows how to travel, get us horses, feed everyone. He does a rotten job, but thinks everyone else is no good. Only don't tell him I was complaining. Or he will leave me without dessert. Why don't you tell the king? As they say in the business circles, he services and serves the King so well, he doesn't want to hear anything about it. What a shame! What a disgrace! What a bedlam! What is this anyway? He'll starve everyone to death. I wish he were dead! But that's wishful thinking! What can you expect of the parasite! What do I need my head for, If I hadn't washed it For three days! Where's the soap? Where's The bast? Where? Where's the cream? Even A shaving cream would do. One who economizes on Being clean Is either a thief, or A swine! He is either a thief, Or a pig! Where is the soap? Where is The bast? Where? Where is the cream? Where? One who economizes on Being clean Is either a thief, or a pig! Damn him, when will this torture end? We will all become mangy before long, before this venomous creature will deign to give us soap. Allow me to introduce the First Court Dame! Maids of honor, Orynthia and Amanda! It's outrageous! Today His Excellency, damn him, refused to give us soap, powder and perfume! I am sure he sold all that to the natives! When we left, he only had a hat box with a sandwich and old torn drawers, and now he has 33 small coffers and 22 suitcases! - Would you like to take a bath? - But we don't have soap! - We have soap and hot water. - Hot water?! She's a saint! A bath! Memories of our old settled life! - What utter joy! - Tss! He's coming! He's almost here! Please, not a word! I didn't tell you anything! Hello. - I said, hello. - I already saw you today. - Where is our luggage? - Look at these people! They only think about themselves! If you bother me again, I'll leave you without your lunch. That goes for everyone else too. 4 pounds to the courtiers. Minus 2... 3 pounds to the King. Minus one and a half. 1 pound to the Princess. Minus half a pound. All in all 6 pounds today so far. Not bad. - At midnight. - What? Come by the barn, you won't regret it. I don't have time for courtship. You're an attractive woman. I am an extremely attractive man. Why waste time? I'll be there at midnight. - How dare you?! - Always, darling. You're crazy? On the contrary, I'm as sane as a man can be. - You are a bastard. - Yes. Who isn't? Today, for instance, I see a butterfly flying. Small head, no brains. Flips her winds-tit, tit, tit. Can't be
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