'm not stupid.
Just for a minute. I missed you.
- Just for a minute.
- Absolutely not.
You're so good.
You're the best.
- You say that to all your guys.
- Yep, and they believe it.
God, I love y ...
- I love making love with you.
- I love making love with you, too.
You're getting serious.
She seemed like a hell of a girl.
What little I saw of her.
Not too this, not too that.
I only saw her for a minute.
First impressions are often misleading.
Does she give head?
To you. Does she give head to you?
Forget it.
Don't look at me like that.
Just get out of bed, you bum.
I've been thinking.
For the last two months, you've been
carrying your undies in a paper bag.
I think you ought to have a drawer here.
A drawer? A whole drawer?
That's a big step.
You'd better think about it.
- Take a drawer.
- Are you sure?
Maybe a small one in the kitchen
next to the utensils or something.
Look at the divorce rate.
Men and women fight for their lives.
The sexes relate in a very violent way.
And we're the ones, who end up
giving up so much of ourselves.
We lose so much along the way.
Come on, disagree with me.
- I mean, it's a dirty job.
- I disagree with you.
Are you going to drink that soda?
- Perhaps I could have it.
- I'm moving in with Danny.
I give you two months.
What the hell do you think you're doing?
Some of those are Joan's.
- You want to separate them?
- They won't separate themselves.
I don't suppose they will.
Is this your Shostakovich?
It's Sho-sta-ko-vich, and it's mine.
- What are we going to do about the TV?
- Why don't you keep it? I have a TV.
Good for you. I insist on paying
half of it, so I'll write you a check.
- Fine. I'll get it next week.
- Can you come by Tuesday night?
- Can Debbie come by Tuesday night?
- That's funny.
Why don't you take this,
and shove it up your ass?
Very telling. On your instructions,
I am supposed to torture myself anally.
Does Deborah know what you're into?
You're moving out, so move out.
- She's moving out.
- Move her out and the hell with you.
I hope you'll be very happy.
I got it.
That's it.
- Do you want a cup of tea?
- Tea? No, thanks. I'm a coffee drinker.
Come on, expand your horizons a little.
I got it.
Danny? Hi, it's Alex.
Long time no see.
- Is this a bad time?
- No ... I kind of met somebody.
You think my husband and kids are
replicants?
Sweetheart, we all have to make
sacrifices in our relationships.
She's there.
Well, give her a kiss from me.
I'd like to leave you
with one final bit of advice.
I'm in the book.
To tell you the truth,
we're living together.
Her name is Debbie.
Thank you, I'll tell her.
- Don't tell me. Your cousin.
- No, that was my mom.
Mom disappointed that you won't
be sleeping with her anymore?
It was an old girlfriend. It's history.
You heard me say it, right?
It's okay.
I'll just have to get used to it.
What kind of tea is this?
It's actually pretty good ...
What's going on?
Do you not want me here?
You're right. We gave it our best shot,
but it didn't work out.
This is nuts! We talked about it once
for 1 0 minutes in bed.
- It's not that complicated.
- It's already different.
Things are going to change a bit.
We're not Siamese twins
fused at the hip.
And we're not talking about marriage.
- Are we?
- No.
You'll have your life and your friends,
and I'll have ...
You always have the right thing to say.
You think my responses are programmed?
- You think I'm a ... a replicant?
- Shit!
- What are you doing? Give me that!
- I'm sorry.
- I made this in Girl Scouts'.
- It's nice.
It was for my hope chest.
This is our place.
You're not an overnight guest anymore.
Danny, heads up.
- Who the hell is that?
- It's Carmen. She works in shipping.
See that look she just gave you?
You know she isn't wearing underpants.
Here she comes.
Hi, how are you?
This is Danny.
- How's what's-her-name?
- Debbie. She's great.
What do you guys do?
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