later he stepped out ofthe shadows. Don'tyou see what that means? Wait, let me guess. What? He's a vampire! Awhat? Avampire! Haven'tyou listened to anything I've said? Charley, is this some sort ofa trick.. to get me back? Forget it. I'm going to the police. You can't tell the police that. They'll lockyou up. All right, I won't tell them he's a vampire. But I sure am gonna tell them about the twowomen. You're sure about this now? - Yes? - Mr Dandrige? No, I'm his roommate, Billy Cole. Lieutenant Lennox, Homicide. Doyou mind ifwe come in? No, not at all. Come on in. This is quite a place you have here. - Yeah. We're restoring it. - Where is Mr Dandrige? He's away on business. - Can I help you? - There was a murder last night. Your neighbour Charley thinks he saw the victim in this house. That's impossible. I was here with jerry last night. - Therewas nobody else here. - That's a lie. I saw him carry her body out in a plastic bag. What doyou say to that? Kid's crazy. I took some bags out, but they were full oftrash. Amy? Here, let me showyou. Look, the bag I saw had a body in it, not trash. You actually see the body, Charley? - Well, no, but- - Okay. Let me take you out back I'll show you the bags I put in the garbage. - Okay, let's see them. - I can prove he's lying! Let's look in the basement instead. What's down there, Charley? Yes, Charley. What's down there? Obviously the boy's made a mistake, Officer. A coffin! That's what's down there. I saw them carry it in. What? Jerry Dandrige is in it, sleeping the sleep ofthe undead. What are you talking about? - He's a vampire. - Uh-oh! I saw him last night. He had fangs, and he bit her on the neck For heaven's sake! - Come on. - What? Wait! We can't just leave like this! I got a coffin foryou! I don't care whatyou say! Lieutenant, please listen to me! Look, I'm tellingyou, Jerry Dandrige is a vampire. Sure, and I'm Dirty Harry. Listen. If I ever catch your ass at the station again, I'm throwing it in jail forever! Lieutenant, just listen to me for a second! I know it's crazy! I know that, but- Look, Lieutenant- Oh, my God. Evil! And to what do I owe this dubious pleasure? The vampire knows I know about him. Or at least he will when he wakes up tonight. What are you talking about? Avampire is living next doorto me... and he's gonna kill me if I don't protect myself. - What? - I haven't got time to explain. Just tell me what to do to protect myself. Very funny, Brewster. Evil, please! I'm not kidding! - Tell me what to do! - Don't call me Evil any more! Why should I help you anyway? Look, I've got eight bucks. Help me and it'syours. Far be it from me to turn down a fool's money. Where and when doyou expect the vampire to attack? In my bedroom, tonight. Start with this. Butyou must have total faith in it for it to work Then get some garlic. Links ofthe stuffyou can wear around your neck and hang from yourwindow. Ifhe comes foryou, that'll be theway. Then- Oh, of course! There's holywater! Butyou gotta get a priest to say a blessing over it first. - That's it? - I'm afraid so. Butyour best protection right now, Charles... is that a vampire cannot enteryour house... without being invited by the rightful owner first. - Are you sure? - Positive. Thankyou. Thankyou. Charley, could you come here, please? There's someone I'd likeyou to meet. Yeah, Mom. Charley, this is our next-door neighbour... Jerry Dandrige. Hello, Charley. Charley, don't be rude. Shake hands. - What's he doing here? - I invited him for a drink You what? I invited him over. Why? What's the matter, Charley? Afraid I'd never come over without being invited first? You're quite right. Of course, now that I've been made welcome... I'll probably drop by quite a bit. In fact, anytime I feel like it. With your mother's kind permission, of course. Oh,jerry, ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Кубик-Рубик на английском - текст Дом На Улице Кэрролла на английском - текст Патруль времени на английском - текст Письма с Иводзимы на английском - текст Девять дней одного года на английском |