around real soon.
Is that gasoline I smell?
Wait. Wait, don't! Don't!
Wow. All right, Hector.
Let go of her!
Hector!
It's okay.
I got you. It's all right. It's okay.
I got you. Shhhhhh.
Okay, kids. Smile. Come on.
God, you're so cute.
You're just so cute. Wait.
Mr. Bunny needs to be in this picture, too.
So, okay, that's great.
- Can I take this jacket off? It itches.
- No, you can't.
I just want to take another picture.
all right?
- Please?
- No. Now you just hold on to that.
- Stay there, okay? Perfect.
- Oh, brother.
- There's still a few zombies around.
- Don't slouch. And, Sarah, hold that.
Smile.
Did the flash go off?
You can't tell on these things.
Hey, if you're gonna throw
those guns away, can I have one?
Don't look at me. I mean, I don't know
where she gets that stuff.
Smile, Hec.
Handsome.
Maybe I could be a nun or something.
I just love these pictures.
You've only taken about 30 of them.
You know, we're going to need
more film soon.
- Let me straighten your tie.
- Okay.
God, they look like the Brady Bunch.
What are you waiting for?
Can I see them?
- We're waiting for the light to change.
- We do not cross against the light.
Are you nuts, ‘Auntie’ Regina?
You may as well face the facts, Samantha.
The whole burden of civiIization
has fallen upon us.
What's that supposed to mean?
It means we do not CROSS
against the light.
That's totally stupid.
There's nobody here. See?
We're talking ghost town!
See what happens?
God. I'm sorry, but you shouldn't cross
against the light like that.
- Hey, you guys are survivors, too, huh?
- Thank you.
- What?
- Nothing. Great car.
Thanks. I have 23 of them.
You want to go for a ride?
More than you know.
We don't know anything about this guy.
Where's he from? What's his name?
- What's your name?
- Danny Mason Keener.
Danny Mason Keener, okay?
Yeah, all right.
- Well, just be back by midnight, okay?
- Midnight?
The burden of civilization is on us, okay?
Oh, yeah. Bitching, isn't it?Since before recorded time...
it had swung through the universe
in an elliptical orbit so large ...
that its very existence
remained a secret of time and space.
But now, in the last few years
of the 20th century,
the visitor was returning.
The citizens of Earth would get an extra
Christmas present this year,...
as their planet orbited
through the tail of the comet.
Scientists predicted a light show
of stellar proportions,
something not
seen on Earth for 65 million years.
Indeed, not since the time...
that the dinosaurs
disappeared, virtually overnight.
There were a few who saw this as more
than just a coincidence,
but most didn't..
I'm showing you the top of the line here.
This is the best we have.
- This is $9.50. Now this...
- $9.50?
But wait, this is $8. Okay?
This is $7.50.
This lady over here,
she's wearing the $7.50.
Yeah, right.
- Let me tell you about this.
Blow on it. See? See how nice that is?
Isn't it great?
Now, I know you got $9.50.
And this spring, look at it.
Isn't that nice?
And the other side. Look at it.
Isn't that great? It's $9.50.
Enjoy the movie.
Excuse me. Where's the men's room?
- In a minute.
- Hey, you work here or not?
Hey, Regina.
Regina, give that thing a rest, will you?
In a minute, Mel.
Look, I don't pay you
to do that kind of stuff around here.
Regina, I want you to clean everything up,
so we can get out of here
in time to watch the comet.
- Everything's cleaned up.
Damn!
I want you to take this flashlight
and walk the house.
Mel, they throw things at me.
Who cares? Walk the house.
Have you ever been hit with Dots, Mel?
Milk Duds?
Those things hurt.
- I don't...
Oh, how are you, sir?
The refreshments are right over there.
Thank you.
I don't want those weirdoes cutting up
the seats, you understand?
Okay. Okay, okay.
Replacing Reg in third place is Reg.
Third place.
Wait a minute.
Somebody named DMK in sixth place.
When did this happen?