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the munchies. Let's go eat.
- She has balls.
She has balls.
Quit hugging.
I... kissed a man
with balls.
- A woman with balls?
- (Round 3, Tundra!)
- Excuse me.
- Stop this.
- Can't.
She's good. Jenny the Great.
- That's the Olympic middle weight boxing champion in Athens.
Is that his sister?
- No that's him.
But he got a sex change.
But not completely.
- Egor that's not a girl. You can hit him.
- Do your Bear Kick. Get revenge for what happened to me.
- Egor, Good job.
- Jenny the Great is recovering after the Bear Kick.
Looks like she will have to go without sex for a while.
(But in a moment we will see how she will battle our last contestant.)
( Round 4, Lutyi!)
- What the hell. Where is everyone?
- What's this?
- I caught these stoners.
Get up!
- I'm going to rip your ears out.
I'll kill you.
- I hate men.
- Your not a guy!?
- TTT The show is fake.
- Yes I'm also a girl.
And I also would like to sleep with Angelina.
Because I love her.
Fight for gay rights!
Legalize gay marriage!
- What the fuck is going on?
(- Advancing to the final round are Bambi, Tundra, and Goblin.)
- See captain, stoners are good for something.
- We love Tundra. Tundra is the best.
- He is the best, he is the hottest.
I'm tired of this Tundra kid.
He is everywhere.
- As your producer I suggest that you sleep with him.
Just in case.
- So I decided.
You were right.
All my problems started because I don't have a sex life.
- Finally.
How many times did I tell you. So tell me what did you decide.
- I wanted you to tell me what to do.
I know theoretically but not practically.
- I will tell you everything. Start with...
- So I decided to have sex with Max.
- Are you stupid!?
He made a bet that he would fuck you within this week.
- And you didn't tell me earlier?
- Listen. Well...
I kind of promised him I would help him get you.
It's because me and him have been friends for a long time.
Sorry.
- It's okay. So will you help me?
- Anna be very quiet. It's my mom.
Hello?
Yes. Hi mommy.
Yes everything is good.
Sorry I forgot to do the dishes.
But I will do it for sure when I get home.
Yes off course I won't forget anymore.
I love you too. Bye.
Anna, you know
my mom doesn't really let me bring girls home.
So maybe we should just go ride around.
Okay?
Cool.
Let's go.
- No. Grandpa said meet the parents first.
Then get married.
- Are you scared?
Or maybe you are just stupid?
Did you even go to school?
- No I did not go to school. My grandpa taught me.
We have a lot of books.
- Oh so you are smart then.
This is your prize.
- No. I better go.
- Fuck! Well that was fun.
- Angelina. We can't just cut him out of the show.
Yes Max should be the winner.
And everyone will forget Tundra after a few weeks.
We will have a new show by then.
Stop all this drama.
- Says her cell phone is out of city limits.
- Where is she?
Why didn't she answer the phone?
- So what, should I call the morgue?
- Shut or you will be the one in the morgue.
- Pete!
- Kirill?
Maybe we should go look for her.
- This isn't the tundra anymore.
- Move your arm!
- Even I wouldn't do that.
What a slut.
- Don't say that. She is the best girl in the world.
- What are you a rapist now?
In love with your cousin?
Did you completely lose your mind?
Where were you?
- Somewhere where my phone does not get service.
- Bye Max.
- Bye babe.
So...
Looks like you lost the bet.
- What's so funny?
- Two cousins.
Complete losers.
Tundra doesn't know what to do with a girl.
And the other one, Goblin...
will never even get a decent girl.
I'll see you both in the finals tomorrow.
Later clowns. Don't wear too much tomorrow.
What are you talking about.
Oh you don't know?
The finals is a stripping competition.
- Mom I was at my friend's house in the outskirts of the city. Phone doesn't get service there.
And anyway I am a grown woman.
- She says she a woman.
- Anna what's that supposed to mean?
- It
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