the munchies. Let's go eat. - She has balls. She has balls. Quit hugging. I... kissed a man with balls. - A woman with balls? - (Round 3, Tundra!) - Excuse me. - Stop this. - Can't. She's good. Jenny the Great. - That's the Olympic middle weight boxing champion in Athens. Is that his sister? - No that's him. But he got a sex change. But not completely. - Egor that's not a girl. You can hit him. - Do your Bear Kick. Get revenge for what happened to me. - Egor, Good job. - Jenny the Great is recovering after the Bear Kick. Looks like she will have to go without sex for a while. (But in a moment we will see how she will battle our last contestant.) ( Round 4, Lutyi!) - What the hell. Where is everyone? - What's this? - I caught these stoners. Get up! - I'm going to rip your ears out. I'll kill you. - I hate men. - Your not a guy!? - TTT The show is fake. - Yes I'm also a girl. And I also would like to sleep with Angelina. Because I love her. Fight for gay rights! Legalize gay marriage! - What the fuck is going on? (- Advancing to the final round are Bambi, Tundra, and Goblin.) - See captain, stoners are good for something. - We love Tundra. Tundra is the best. - He is the best, he is the hottest. I'm tired of this Tundra kid. He is everywhere. - As your producer I suggest that you sleep with him. Just in case. - So I decided. You were right. All my problems started because I don't have a sex life. - Finally. How many times did I tell you. So tell me what did you decide. - I wanted you to tell me what to do. I know theoretically but not practically. - I will tell you everything. Start with... - So I decided to have sex with Max. - Are you stupid!? He made a bet that he would fuck you within this week. - And you didn't tell me earlier? - Listen. Well... I kind of promised him I would help him get you. It's because me and him have been friends for a long time. Sorry. - It's okay. So will you help me? - Anna be very quiet. It's my mom. Hello? Yes. Hi mommy. Yes everything is good. Sorry I forgot to do the dishes. But I will do it for sure when I get home. Yes off course I won't forget anymore. I love you too. Bye. Anna, you know my mom doesn't really let me bring girls home. So maybe we should just go ride around. Okay? Cool. Let's go. - No. Grandpa said meet the parents first. Then get married. - Are you scared? Or maybe you are just stupid? Did you even go to school? - No I did not go to school. My grandpa taught me. We have a lot of books. - Oh so you are smart then. This is your prize. - No. I better go. - Fuck! Well that was fun. - Angelina. We can't just cut him out of the show. Yes Max should be the winner. And everyone will forget Tundra after a few weeks. We will have a new show by then. Stop all this drama. - Says her cell phone is out of city limits. - Where is she? Why didn't she answer the phone? - So what, should I call the morgue? - Shut or you will be the one in the morgue. - Pete! - Kirill? Maybe we should go look for her. - This isn't the tundra anymore. - Move your arm! - Even I wouldn't do that. What a slut. - Don't say that. She is the best girl in the world. - What are you a rapist now? In love with your cousin? Did you completely lose your mind? Where were you? - Somewhere where my phone does not get service. - Bye Max. - Bye babe. So... Looks like you lost the bet. - What's so funny? - Two cousins. Complete losers. Tundra doesn't know what to do with a girl. And the other one, Goblin... will never even get a decent girl. I'll see you both in the finals tomorrow. Later clowns. Don't wear too much tomorrow. What are you talking about. Oh you don't know? The finals is a stripping competition. - Mom I was at my friend's house in the outskirts of the city. Phone doesn't get service there. And anyway I am a grown woman. - She says she a woman. - Anna what's that supposed to mean? - It ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Шерлок Холмс и доктор Ватсон: Знакомство на английском - текст Звезда на английском - текст Злой дух Ямбуя на английском - текст Маму нужно любить на английском - текст Спрятанный на английском |