hunting, having wars, driving cars,
shaving, cleaning fish.
Do you know how to do that?
Me?
Margaret.
Oh, okay.
If you didn't have women,
you wouldn't have babies...
...and you wouldn't have people.
If you didn't have men,
who'd drive the ladies to the hospital?
Most important, they marry the women,
then the women can go and get the baby.
The baby is in her stomach!
She has to get it installed.
Her stomach isn't just filled up with babies.
- Who installs them?
- A minister and a doctor.
- How?
- How?
She wants to know how?
Tell me, Dennis, how?
The bellybutton. It opens up.
- How come men have them?
- So they don't look weird in bathing suits.
Okay, on the count of three...
...move your hand.
One.
Two.
Three!
Okay, this time on the count of four.
One.
Two.
Three.
Four!
Joey, you hold the hammer
and, Margaret, you hold the nail.
We did a pretty good job.
- How about a little paint?
- Couldn't hurt.
- You got any?
- My dad does.
- Give me my doll, you jerk!
- I don't have it!
- Give it to me! Dennis!
- I didn't take your doll.
It's not here. Somebody took it.
We've been with you.
Do you guys swear you didn't take it?
Yep.
I've been robbed!
You don't understand.
Baby Louise is a very expensive antique.
Nobody robbed your doll.
- Maybe a bear ate it.
- What?
Yeah, there's no robbers in our town.
What are you eating there, sport?
A apple.
Hi, Mr. Mitchell.
Hello, Polly. Come on in.
- What's the helmet for?
- My girlfriend used to baby-sit for Dennis.
She said to bring a helmet and wear pants.
I'm looking for Polly.
You're Mickey?
Yeah.
She's up in my mom's bathroom
using the armpit perfume.
She says you're such a stud,
she gets nervous and sweats a lot.
Cool.
Come on in.
Tastes funny.
Tastes like paint.
And wood.
I'll make us some sandwiches.
'''Do not cry, little locomotive,'...
''...said old Engine Number 99 to Huffy.
'''One day when you grow up,
you will realize...
'''... that all trains are impotent, important...
'''... even little mail trains."'
How can a train grow?
He eats all his coal
and gets plenty of sleep.
No, what's the point of reading lies?
It teaches kids to eat all their food...
...and go to bed when they're supposed to.
And not cry when mean cabooses
and boxcars make fun of them.
This is so stupid.
Are you ready to get out of here
and go to bed, yet?
I'm not even wrinkled up yet.
Keep reading.
'''I will never be big enough to pull anything
but silly old mail cars,'...
''...sobbed Huffy.
''Sob...
''Sobbobed Huffy.''
Where are you going?
I'm going to investigate Mitchell's garage.
Dennis has been fooling around with paint.
I know it, and I will prove it.
Aren't you taking this a bit far, George?
He's only a boy.
Kids!
G.D. Wading pool!
That's it!
Gee, I guess those kids took off.
I got him this time.
Mitchell can't deny it.
Sorry. Good night.
He's only a boy, huh?
Hi, Mrs. Wilson.
Is Mr. Wilson up yet?
Not yet, dear.
How long do you think he's going to sleep?
Not too much longer.
He's having his picture taken this morning.
- For what?
- He's being honored for his garden.
Do you think he would get mad
if I went upstairs?
What do you want to go upstairs for?
I made an ''I'm Sorry I Shot Paint
on Your Chicken'' card.
That's very nice, Dennis.
I'm kind of busy today,
so I won't have a chance to give it to him.
I have to go to Margaret's house...
...because we're getting poor,
and my mom's got a job now.
Could I leave it by his whisker cutter?
That's where I leave
my dad's ''Sorry'' cards.
And it's a good time to say you're sorry.
Grownup guys are happy in the morning
when they wake up.
My dad's so happy...
...he whistles
when he goes to the bathroom.
The only time he isn't happy
is on Sunday morning...
...when he and my mom wrestle.
They like to be alone when they do that.