I was thinking of the immortal
words of Socrates, who said:
"I drank what?"
Is there something wrong?
Hathaway is going
to flunk me out of school.
-Why?
-I screwed up.
-What are you gonna do?
-I'll leave.
You can't!
You'll be a failure!
Thank you, Mitch.
You just can't leave.
You owe me ten bucks.
You can't quit.
If for no other reason than
to see a five-megawatt laser fire.
That would be nice.
-Finish what you start.
-Who said that?
You know that.
That's right, Mitch.
But that's no way to motivate someone.
You've got to get even
with Hathaway.
It's a moral imperative.
That's a good point.
Vito, not again.
Why don't you get some sleep.
It's not like we're driving or
anything. You're still a growing boy.
Hey, Lazlo.
Lazlo?
That's me.
Hello.
I've been watching you.
Thanks.
I thought I'd help, so I found
every question Hathaway's asked...
...on every final he's given.
Gee, I didn't get you anything.
Are those they?
No.
These are sweepstakes entries.
Enter as often as you want,
so I am.
That's great!
How many times?
Well, this batch makes it 1,650,000.
I should win 32.6% of the prizes,
plus the car.
That takes the fun out of it,
doesn't it?
They set up the rules, and I realized
I have certain materialistic needs.
So....
Where are the questions?
I memorized them.
Sure.
I gotta go to sleep.
Did you wanna borrow my pajamas?
No, thanks.
-Hey, he's a pretty smart kid.
-Yeah.
He'll grow five inches
in the next year.
-Mitch?
-Jordan?
Mitch Taylor?
Who....
My name is Sherry Nugil.
I've waited three years for this.
-For what?
-For you to be old enough.
-For what?
-For this.
Come in!
Hi, Mitch!
I'm just sanding my floor!
Could you turn that off a second?!
How come you're so sweaty?
I came back from helping Chris,
and a woman was in my room.
-Pardon?
-A woman. You know, she was an adult.
Well, she wanted to....
-How can I say this?
-Jump you?
-Yeah.
-You made it?
-No. That's what was unbelievable.
-Pardon?
I stopped her.
I told her I didn't want to.
Why?
Because I really did want to.
I wanted to,
but not with her.
Oh.
-This is my class hour!
-It's May 10th.
-What are you doing here?
-Me?! What are you doing here?
Decker is dangerous!
Where's the laser?
-Coming.
-It's not even breathing hard.
He wants it
by the end of the week!
Now you listen to me!
You grovelling bug!
I have exams! I'm doing what I can,
so get off my back!
That should just about do the trick,
as long as you stay cool.
-Let's go, girls.
-What does that mean?
It's a figure of speech.
You guys coming to the exam?
I guess, since Hathaway's
gone to the trouble of having one.
You coming, buddy boy?
I'll catch up.
I gotta go to the bathroom.
I don't think that's gonna
help your confidence any, do you?
Buddy boy.
Let's see how funny you think this is.
Buddy boy.
All right, we--
We have exactly three hours.
And remember,
we believe in the honour system.
It'll be apparent how many of you
haven't absorbed this material.
Take one,
like your IQ was normal.
Good Iuck, buddy boy.
Can I name my first child after you?
"Dipshit Knight" has a nice ring.
No. No!
No!
My condolences on your meltdown.
What meltdown, Kent?
I'm not saying that you had one,
because how would I know?
But just in case you do.
-You slime.
-It's your own fault.
Didn't anyone ever tell you
to make sure your optics are clean?
I can do it!
How does it feel to be frozen?!
Ice is nice!
-Lazlo, buddy! Seen Mitch?
-No.
He's not in there.
-How'd you do?
-I passed! But I failed!
Well, then I'm happy and sad for you.
Gotta find Mitch.
Mitch!
He's not in the toilet.
I'll freeze it and get
at least an order of magnitude.
Because it's gonna be frozen.
I think I can do it.
Bye!
Hey, man!
You're not Mitch.
Hey, Lazlo!
Wanna see a demonstration of gravity?
It can be done!
That's a window! That's a door!
Mitch!
Where's your math!?
Hey, you jerk!
I'm very sorry.