Now, take a step back.
And a step forward. Then step back.
-Will you stop? I'm serious.
-Okay, I'm serious too.
Let's charge it up.
Give me everything you got.
-I gotta connect the capacitors.
-Okay, this is work time.
-How you doing?
-Fine. Don't rush me.
Okay, just take your time.
Everything's fine.
What is taking so long?
I'm coming.
Charging.
Shades.
-What are you doing?
-Waiting.
It's just the fuse.
It'll be back on in a minute.
I shouldn't have used
the building transformer.
But, more importantly,
did we get a charge?
What'd you do?
-Wait!
-Come on, Sputnik.
You wanted help,
so here we go.
-Beautiful minds.
-We have work.
We're going to work.
Hard work.
This must've taken hours.
Let's find out.
I told you they'd come back on.
-What's this?
-It's a laser beam, bozo.
-What's it for?
-Not what. Where.
-What?
-Follow it. It's a surprise.
Like it?
Hey, what's the beam splitter for?
What's the matter?
Need everything spelled out for you?
Come on, let's tan!
One for Mitch.
Come on in,
the South Pacific calls you.
-Who're the girls?
-Not from around here.
-They're from a nearby college.
-Where?
The Wanda Trossler Beauty School.
-They're beauticians?
-Not yet.
-I don't know.
-Your genius might impress them.
I don't see how.
Given the type of guys you are...
...this may be your only chance
in your entire lives...
...to have sex.
Think about it.
Destiny!
I've got her now.
Don't you know that eating that
can give you large breasts?
Oh, my God.
I'm too late.
Don't think I don't
want my invention to work.
-The day's only so long.
-Ready to go.
Pushing me doesn't help.
Tell them that.
Start showing results
or they'll find somebody else.
-Oh, really?
-You won't have your big toys.
I'm the best.
Do you know who you're dealing with?
How dare you try this.
I have to go on.
This conversation is in
incredibly poor taste.
-Son of a bitch.
-Asshole.
Welcome to Everything,
with Jerome Hathaway.
Funded by a grant from
Darlington Electronic Instruments.
Hi, I'm Jerry Hathaway,
with Everything.
Tonight, we'll look at something
that most of us take for granted.
The colon.
What does it look like?
Get out of there.
-Kent!
-Cut!
-You're in front of the teleprompter.
-Well, I didn't know.
-We need to talk.
-Get my laundry?
-Yes, but there's more.
-The gravy.
No, that came out.
Chris and Mitch, they're at a party.
With girls.
-I want you to show me.
-My pleasure.
-Hi, are you busy?
-Yes. No.
Wanna help test my rebreather?
Come on!
Sure!
It's a simple principle.
It's basically a filter.
It lets CO2 out and O2 back in,
but no bubbles.
-How come you're not--?
-Necking? I'm not gay!
No, partying.
Because I'm 1 9 and I'm brilliant
and hyperkinetic.
Guys are afraid.
I guess I should be upset.
I think you're very nice.
I think you're nice too.
Do you want to try this?
-It's lighter in the water.
-How about you?
Taylor!
-Why aren't you in the lab?
-I just--
You're here to work,
not to play doctor.
-I got delayed.
-Where's Knight?
-You both make me sick.
-Kent!
I took a chance recommending you.
I can see I made a mistake.
I hope you're proud of yourself.
-Dr. Hathaway?
-What?
Are you wearing makeup?
What?
I need one more course
to complete my humanities credits.
I'd like to make a collect call
to Mrs. Bill Taylor.
-Come on, come on.
-Mitch Taylor.
I got a great idea.
-What?
-Hold it down!
Mom, I....
I want to come home.
-Are you there?
-Baby, you sound upset.
I don't like it here.
I wanna come home.
You rented out my room?!
To who?
Mr. Echevarria, the plumber.
-Where were you last night?
-The lab, where you should've been.
Jordan said that Hathaway was mad.
What exactly did he--?
Let me hold that thought
and get back to you.
-Are you there?
-Baby, you sound upset.
I don't like it here.
I wanna come home.
It's not for you to like,
it's for you to do.
-You're 15 years old.
-I wanna come