Hathaway,
with Everything.
Tonight, we'll look at something
that most of us take for granted.
The colon.
What does it look like?
Get out of there.
-Kent!
-Cut!
-You're in front of the teleprompter.
-Well, I didn't know.
-We need to talk.
-Get my laundry?
-Yes, but there's more.
-The gravy.
No, that came out.
Chris and Mitch, they're at a party.
With girls.
-I want you to show me.
-My pleasure.
-Hi, are you busy?
-Yes. No.
Wanna help test my rebreather?
Come on!
Sure!
It's a simple principle.
It's basically a filter.
It lets CO2 out and O2 back in,
but no bubbles.
-How come you're not--?
-Necking? I'm not gay!
No, partying.
Because I'm 19 and I'm brilliant
and hyperkinetic.
Guys are afraid.
I guess I should be upset.
I think you're very nice.
I think you're nice too.
Do you want to try this?
-It's lighter in the water.
-How about you?
Taylor!
-Why aren't you in the lab?
-I just--
You're here to work,
not to play doctor.
-I got delayed.
-Where's Knight?
-You both make me sick.
-Kent!
I took a chance recommending you.
I can see I made a mistake.
I hope you're proud of yourself.
-Dr. Hathaway?
-What?
Are you wearing makeup?
What?
I need one more course
to complete my humanities credits.
I'd like to make a collect call
to Mrs. Bill Taylor.
-Come on, come on.
-Mitch Taylor.
I got a great idea.
-What?
-Hold it down!
Mom, I....
I want to come home.
-Are you there?
-Baby, you sound upset.
I don't like it here.
I wanna come home.
You rented out my room?!
To who?
Mr. Echevarria, the plumber.
-Where were you last night?
-The lab, where you should've been.
Jordan said that Hathaway was mad.
What exactly did he--?
Let me hold that thought
and get back to you.
-Are you there?
-Baby, you sound upset.
I don't like it here.
I wanna come home.
It's not for you to like,
it's for you to do.
-You're 15 years old.
-I wanna come home.
-You want to live with me and Daddy?
-Yeah.
-I'll go back to high school.
-We've rented out your room.
-Mom, to who?
-Mr. Echevarria, the plumber.
We can share it.
I don't wanna stay here.
-That doesn't sound like my soldier.
-Mitch, this is your dad.
-Hi, Dad.
-Are you crying?
-I'm sorry.
-I hope nobody sees.
-I'm a kid.
-You've never been just a kid.
If you wanna leave, go ahead.
But you're gonna miss the fun.
What fun?
Ick's releasing a new virus
in Kent's room.
-The other night I needed your help.
-I helped you relax.
Being snubbed by beauticians
is not relaxing.
Student beauticians.
I thought this place was different.
But it's the same.
In high school,
I got put in a mailbox.
Teachers hated me
because I was smarter.
Students hated me because
I blew the bell curve.
I was just like you.
I had white shirts and Hush Puppies
and a briefcase.
Girls never talked to me.
When I got here, for
three years I studied constantly.
-You?
-Yeah.
One night, sitting right here,
I had a vision.
-What?
-Hollyfeld.
-The guy in the closet?
-Lazlo Hollyfeld.
I followed him into the closet,
down into the tunnels.
There I saw the most disgusting thing
I've ever seen.
-What?
-Lazlo in his pajamas.
-So?
-So I talked to him.
-You did?
-Yeah.
He was a stud around here in the '70s.
Smarter than us put together.
What happened?
Did he crack?
He cracked, severely.
-Why?
-He loved his work.
-What's wrong with that?
-That's all he did.
He loved problems,
he loved the answers.
But he thought that the answers
were the answers for everything.
All science,
no philosophy.
One day, someone told him
the stuff he made was killing people.
So, what?
I'm gonna end up in a tunnel?
-Yeah.
-What?
You are,
if you keep up like this.
You don't need to run away.
When you're smart,
people need you.
You can use your mind creatively.
-I noticed you don't study hard.
-Bingo.
Yeah, but if I stay,
what should I do?
First, get even with Kent.
It's a moral imperative.
-Yeah.
-Yeah!
Now, you try it.