- I want to chat with Miss Price.
- May we?
Yes, run along.
But don't touch anything.
Remember, this house
does not belong to Mr Browne.
Mr Browne, where is that book?
I must have that spell
on substitutiary locomotion.
- What is it? A toy shop?
- No, it's a nursery.
- Ain't you ever seen a nursery?
- No. And neither have you.
Would you hold this, please?
What do you think of that?
- Well, I... don't know what to think.
- Miss Price.
Think how successful I could be with
an assistant who can really do magic.
Dear lady, have you ever considered
entering show business?
- The what business?
- The theatre!
Pantomimes, village fairs,
the seaside.
Brighton, Blackpool,
follies on the prom.
I have very important work to do.
Listen to me. We could make a packet.
Let us strike a bargain
You possess a gift
But I can speak the jargon
That will give your gift
the needed lift
You possess the know-how
And I command the show-how
Oh, how successful you could be
With me
I'm afraid we're wasting
valuable time.
- What's your name?
- Miss Price.
- Your first name.
- Eglantine.
Eglantine, Eglantine,
oh, how you'll shine
Your lot and my lot
have got to combine
Eglantine, Eglantine,
hark to the stars
Destiny calls us,
the future is ours
As the shine sells the boot
and the blossoms the fruit
All you need to succeed
in your plan
Is the proper ally
upon whom to rely
And I'm your man
For I have an acumen
that's nigh-superhuman
I sell things that nobody can
So I humbly suggest
you accept my behest
I'm your man
Eglantine, Eglantine,
oh how you'll shine
Will you stop?
Your lot and my lot
have got to combine
Eglantine, Eglantine,
hark to the stars
Destiny calls us,
the future is ours
What are you reading?
''Isle of Naboombu.''
- Can't be no such place.
- There is too such a place.
These pictures prove it, don't it?
Bit weird, ain't it?
Animals wearing hats and things.
I like it.
Now where is the book?
Well? Where is it?
At last, Mr Browne!
''The Spells of Astoroth.''
Of course.
Here's the travelling spell.
This is where you got it.
Does one's nose
have to twitch like this?
Oh, you're back, Mr Browne.
Miss Price,
a word about your tactics.
I don't mind being changed
into a hawk or a tiger
or something with dash.
But always a fluffy white rabbit?
It's intolerable!
Here we are!
Substitutiary locomotion.
''The ancient art of...''
''The spell which creates
this force is five mystic words.''
''These words are...''
But the rest of the book is missing!
Now you see why
I closed down the college.
- But where are the other pages?
- Haven't the foggiest.
- Listen to me!
- I'm all ears.
You will be if you don't pay attention.
Where did you get this book?
I bought it from a street market.
There was a bit of unpleasantness.
He claimed that I'd given him
a dud coin. I ask you!
There was a sort of scuffle.
The book tore.
He got one half and I got the other.
- But where's the other half now?
- It's probably been thrown away.
But if it still exists,
there's only one place to find it.
- Where is that?
- Portobello Road
Portobello Road
Street where
the riches of ages are stowed
Anything and everything
a chap can unload
Is sold off the barrow
in Portobello Road
You'll find what you want
in the Portobello Road
- Rare alabaster
- Genuine plaster
A filigreed samovar
owned by the tsars
- A pen used by Shelley
- A new Botticelli!
The snippers that clipped
old King Edward's cigars
Made in Hong Kong?
Two bob a dozen, would you say?
- Waterford crystal
- Napoleon's pistols
Society heirlooms with genuine gems
Rembrandts, El Grecos,
Toulouse-Lautrecos
Painted last week
on the banks

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