Eglantine Oh, how you'll shine Your lot and my lot have got to combine Eglantine, Eglantine Hark to the stars Destiny calls us The future is ours As the shine sells the boot and the blossoms the fruit All you need to succeed in your plan Is the proper ally upon whom to rely And I'm your man For I have an acumen that's nigh superhuman I sell things that nobody can So I humbly suggest you accept my behest I'm your man - Eglantine, Eglantine, oh, how you'll shine - Mr. Browne! - Mr. Browne, will you please stop it? - Your lot and my lot - Have got to combine Eglantine, Eglantine - Mr. Browne! - Do you hear me? - Hark to the stars - Destiny calls us, the future is ours - Mr. Browne, I'm warning you. With my expert pantomiming The proper taste and timing I'll introduce you in the manner grand I'll whet their appetite for you I'll set the scene so right for you We'll have the beggars eating out of your hand As the words sell the tune And the moonbeams the moon All you need to succeed in your plan Is a champion reared with a flourish And a flair And I'm your man Do stop prancing about. There's serious work to be done. I have always had a bit of a knack for witchcraft Common spells and simple charms came naturally So when the war began I conjured up a plan To do my bit in the national emergency I enrolled in your Correspondence College of Witchcraft And I slaved at every lesson as it came But the spell I counted on is the lesson that is gone It's disappeared and you're the one to blame Your suggestions are rash and your manner is brash And I've no time to waste Mr. Browne If I am to proceed it's that book that I need Don't let me down But if you'll see me through I'll discuss it with you Though I've no taste for playing the clown If I meet with success then I might acquiesce I won't let you down Eglantine, Eglantine Oh, how you'll shine Your lot and my lot have got to combine Eglantine, Eglantine Hark to the stars Destiny calls us The future Mr. Browne, I'm warning you! I warned you, Mr. Browne. Now, where is the book? Well, where is it? At last, Mr. Browne! The Spells of Astoroth. Of course. Oh, here's the traveling spell. This is where you got it. Does one's nose have to twitch like this? Oh, you're back, Mr. Browne. Miss Price, a word about your tactics. I don't mind being changed into a hawk or a tiger or something with a bit of dash to it, but always a fluffy, white rabbit- it's intolerable! Ah, here we are. Substitutiary locomotion. "The ancient art of..." etcetera. "The spell which creates this force... is five mystic words. These words are..." But the rest of the book is missing! Now you see why I closed down the college. - But where are the other pages? - I haven't the foggiest. - Listen to me, Mr. Browne! - I'm all ears. You will be if you don't pay attention. Where did you get this book? Oh, I bought it from a chap in the street market. There was a bit of unpleasantness, as a matter of fact. He claimed that I'd given him a dud coin, I ask you. There was a sort of scuffle. The book tore. He got one half and I got the other. - Where's the other half now? - Oh, it's probably been thrown away. - But if it still exists, there's only one place to find it. - Where is that? Portobello Road Portobello Road Street where the riches of ages are stowed Anything and everything a chap can unload Is sold off the barrow in Portobello Road You'll find what you want in the Portobello Road - Rare alabaster - Genuine plaster A filigreed samovar owned by the czars - A pen used by Shelley - A new Botticelli The snippers that clipped old King Edward's cigars Made in Hong Kong. Two bob a dozen, would you say? - Waterford crystal - Napoleon's pistols Society heirlooms with genuine gems Rembrandts, El Grecos Toulouse "Lautrecos" Painted last week on the banks of the Thames Very ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Бермудский треугольник на английском - текст Красная палатка на английском - текст Друг на английском - текст Элвин и бурундуки 2 на английском - текст Жертвы и убийцы на английском |