rode it like it was. - That baby was bred for packin'. - Honey, you're a stud. You look great on that horse. - Here he comes. - Where's our pal? Where is he? Oh, my gosh! Hi, honey. He lost his mount. How ya doin', trooper? Where's that ball-slappin' nag you were ridin'? - He looks a little worse for wear, doesn't he? - You okay, Dad? - I'm okay. - Did that horse buck you off? What happened? You got hungry and had to eat the nag, huh? - Let's go home. I think I'll go home. - You go home? - Home? We've got a whole day of activities planned. - A little nap. - No, come on! - Oh, yeah. - I'm fine. A little nap. - Hey! Yeah, I know muskie's a big deal to fish in these waters, but you come with me up to the Norfolk Canyon off the coast of Virginia, I'll strap you into a fishing chair and let you hook into a 1,000 pound blue marlin. Buddy, you're gonna know what fishing's all about with a capital "f." Excuse my brother-in-law. He gets a couple cocktails, he becomes an expert on everything. I don't need cocktails for that. Was that a shot? - No, that was the truth. - That was a shot! That was a shot. Speaking of shots, set us up. This guy's a riot. - Isn't he, though? - Everybody loves him. Oh, yeah, yeah. Herm, you make a lot of tips on this job? - I do all right. - Who's handling your investments? My wife's got some egg money put aside. But she's a real bear. Won't give it up to me. Yeah. Well, I'll take her phone number. I'll change that. - That's what I do for a living. Investments is what I do! - How ya doin'? Well-well-well, it-it-it-it, it ain't, it ain't, It ain't r-r-rainin'. It ain't r-r-rainin' so-so that-that's good. Yeah, I guess so. - You fellows met Reg? - I don't think so. How ya doin'? Roman Craig. Pleased to meet you. - Chet Ripley. How do you do? - Quite a hairdo you got goin'. - That a neo-skunk thing or... - Roman, what are you doing? - He's got the hair! - You don't have to say anything. His hair turned white 'cause lightning hit him. He's been struck by lightning, how many times is it, Reg? - S-s-s-s-s-s... six. - Six times! S-s-s-s six-six-six-six sixty-sixty-six times... in th-th-th-th, in th-th-th-th-th-th, in the head! Sixty-six times! God! That's gotta hurt! You'll never meet a guy more tuned in to the barometric pressure than Reg is. You see him runnin' like hell for home, you head for cover. Right, Reg? You pay for the drinks. I gotta go to the john. I'll be right back. - Introduce Mr. Thick Dick to Mr. Urinal Cake. - Roman, do you have to be... What I really want to say is... thank you. This is very important to Roman and me. I miss you, Connie. Oh, honey. It's so lonely being wealthy. I wouldn't know about that. No, no! I mean it, honey! I mean it. It is lonely. He works terrible hours. Travels. There'll be times we'll go a month without going to bed together. Really? A month? That long? Mm-hmm. Sometimes I think the only way i'll get any pleasure... is by leaning against the washer during the spin cycle. Does that really work? Have you ever seen whiter whites? - When do you go back to Chicago? - Um, three days. You know, I've never had a boyfriend for longer than two weeks. Get outta here. - That's why I was such a bitch to you that first night. - No, you weren't a bitch. - Yes, yes, I was! - It's no big deal. Don't worry about it. That's why I don't understand what I'm doing here with you. Look, I've never even had a girlfriend. I've dated girls, but, you know, I never had one I'd call my girlfriend. - What would you call me? - Officially? Ahem. Girlfriend? And you're leaving in three days. - See what I mean? - Yeah. - Well? - Well what? - What, what, what, what? - It touched me! - It's been touching you for 12 years! You never freaked! - Not you! - A thing! - What thing? What's goin' on? Jesus! What is it? What is it? That thing! - It's... just a ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Вовка в Тридевятом царстве на английском - текст Хорнблауэр: Лягушатники и Раки на английском - текст Джек-попрыгун на английском - текст Величайшее шоу мира на английском - текст Банкет на английском |