laugh!
Oh, my goodness!
I can't help it. You can see that.
I just like laughing,
that's all.
Jane, don't you dare!
You'll only make him worse.
- It's really quite serious!
- Yes, whatever you do,
keep a straight face.
Last time, it took us
three days to get him down.
I love to laugh
Loud and long and clear
I love to laugh
It's getting worse every year
The more I laugh
The more I fill with glee
- You're no help at all.
- The more the glee
The more I'm a merrier me
It's embarrassing.
The more I'm a merrier me
Some people laugh
through their noses
Sounding something like this
Dreadful!
Some people laugh through
their teeth, goodness sakes
Hissing and fizzing like snakes
Not at all attractive
to my way of thinking.
Some laugh too fast
Some only blast
Others, they twitter like birds
You know, you're as bad as he is.
Then there's that kind
what can't make up their mind
When things
strike me as funny
I can't hide it inside and squeak
As the squeakelers do
I've got to let go
with a ho ho ho ho
And laugh
Too
How nice!
I was hoping you'd turn up.
- Turn up!
- We always have such a jolly time.
We love to laugh
Loud and long and clear
We love to laugh
So everybody can hear
The more you laugh
Whoops, don't you two start.
Come back down here.
The more you fill with glee
The more the glee
The more we're a merrier we
Oh, welcome, children! Welcome!
Make yourselves comfortable.
That's right.
Pull up a chair.
Oh, pull up--
I must say, you're a sight,
the lot of you!
Speaking of sight,
it reminds me of me brother.
He's got a nice cushy job
in a watch factory.
In a watch factory?
What does he do?
He stands about all day
and makes faces!
He makes faces
in a watch fact--
You made that up. I know.
That's so good!
Such behaviour!
Well, it's the most
disgraceful sight I've ever seen,
or my name isn't Mary Poppins.
Speaking of names, I know a man
with a wooden leg named Smith.
What's the name
of his other leg?
Wasn't that funny?
What's the name of his other--
Now, then, children,
it's time for tea.
I will not have
my schedule interrupted.
Oh, please stay. Look, I have
a splendid tea all ready for you.
And it's getting cold!
Well, I had hoped that maybe,
that you would just, that--
Splendid! Thank you very much!
Keep your feet back. Mind the bread
and butter. Now, watch it, children.
I knew she could bring it off.
And a proper tea it is too.
Next thing, I suppose,
you'll be wanting me to pour out.
Oh, well. If I must, I must.
If you'll just stop behaving
like a pack of laughing hyenas!
- Two lumps, Uncle Albert?
- Yes, please.
-Uh, Bert?
-Uh, no, no, thank you. No sugar for me.
I'm so glad you came.
It wouldn't be any fun without you.
Here, and you may pour some milk
for Michael and yourself.
Nice weather we're having this
time of year, don't you think?
Oh, yeah.
Uh, speaking of weather...
the other day
when it was so cold...
a friend of mine went to buy
some long underwear, you know.
The shopkeeper said to him,
''How long do you want it?''
And my friend said,
''Well, from about September to March.''
Jane! Control yourself!
Children, will you please
sit up properly at the table?
- Your tea, Uncle Albert.
- Oh, thank you, my dear.
I'm having such a good time. I wish that
you could all stay up here all the time.
We'll jolly well have to.
There's no way to get down.
Oh, no, there is a way.
Frankly I,
I don't like to mention it...
because you have to think
of something sad.
Then do get on with it, please!
Let me see.
I've got the very thing.
Yesterday when the lady
next door answered the bell,
there was a man there.
And the man said to the lady,
''I'm terribly sorry.