you doing?
- What are you, crazy?
Come and get me!
(Sherman) Latello!
(yells)
Aah!
Vinnie!
No!
Aah!
Hey, Vinnie!
(shrieking)
Hey, Vinnie!
- Are you OK?
- Yeah, I think so,
- where's Vinnie?
- I don't know, I don't know,
(howl)
- Vinnie!
- (Vinnie) Oh, man,
(groaning)
- Vinnie...
- Oh, man...
Mikey, Oh, my arm,
Come on, I gotcha,
17 years of TV down the drain,
Yeah, I got ya, Come on,
- Here you go,
- My leg...
- (growls)
- Aah!
(buzzing)
(chuckles)
Aah!
(Vince) All right, all right!
The check's in the mail!
- (Michael) Go, go!
- (Vince) Aah! Aah!
One qquestion: What now?
We get Ellie and get out of here!
Let's go! Come on!
What are you doing? Let's go!
- Ready?
- Ready!
(yells)
- Cover me, Come on,
- Go ahead, I got you, Mike, Go!
Don't get too close to the gizmo, Mike!
Ellie!
- The warp... she's been sucked up,
- Sherman, shut up,
Sherman, just shut up,
You're making me nuts, Sherman,
Ellie?
Ellie?
Hey, look, he's got her!
Sherman, he's got her!
He's got her!
- Is she OK?
- Man, she don't look too good, Sherm,
Oh, God,
- Ellie?
- Ellie?
Ellie, I'm so sorry, I just didn't know,
If I only knew about...
Yeah, OK, Sherm,
Can you walk?
No, Ellie, The qquestion is: Can you run?
Uh... uh, yeah, Yeah, I can,
OK, let's go, Come on,
(monsters yelling)
We got company!
- Who is it?
- Well, it ain't the Brady Bunch!
We're not home!
I gotta stop him,
- Take my gun,
- Sherman...
- Michael!
- Ellie, Ellie, get back!
- Michael! Michael
- Ellie, get back here! Ellie!
Oh, God, No! Let go of me!
Michael!
Michael!
Oh, no!
Michael! Michael!
- He's gone,
- Mike?
All right! He's back!
Michael,
Michael... are you OK?
Yeah, I think so,
Are you?
I am now,
Hey, Mikey, come on!
This is no time for romance here,
Scaramouch, let's go!
(police radio)
You thought you heard what?
Watch out,
(fireman) Come on, come on!
Clear out of here!
This is dangerous, Keep moving!
Let's go! Stand back!
You know, Sher? You're all right,
For a wimp virgin, I mean,
Coming from a greaseball like you,
I take that as a real compliment,
Hey, look, Listen,
No one says nothing about this, OK?
Yeah, OK,
OK?
OK, you kids, come on, Get outta here,
Easy, easy, easy,
All right, I'm coming, I'm coming,
Come on, come on!
So, it's out, right?
Hell, no, we won't go!
Hell, no, we won't go!
Chicago!
- Mr, Roberts?
- Bob?
Flower power, children,
Beatle concerts, anti-war rallies,
- I'll be dipped in shit,
- what happened to you?
I was blast in through the warp
on a time tour of the 60s,
I don't know what even to say, man,
Like... I mean, trip and trip!
It was?
What's your name, cowboy?
Robert Roberts, Esqquire to you, honky,
Is that a fact?
Well, Miss Esqquire,
where the hell have you been?
Woodstock... oinker,
- woodstock?
- Woodstock?
- What's woodstock?
- OK, Captain Kirk,
well, it's not Boston Pops!
You got an A
on your science project, Michael,
- I do?
- On one condition,
- what?
- Get rid of the gizmo,
The world is not ready
for space and time!
It's only for such rare individuals
as myself,
And the future is a groove, man!
I made sure of that,
It's a funky Bali Hai!
- Get in the car,
- Easy on the French, Kojak!
(panting)
(engine stalling)
(chuckles)
We're out of gas,
well... it's lucky we're close to town,
I mean, we could walk it,
wait a second,
Michael, how is that lucky?
I mean, if we walked into town,
the whole world will know
that your car broke...
Hey,
It's just a car,
Right?
Right,
(# "My Science Project" by The Tubes)
Hey, what are you lookin' at?
Hey, girls, what's for lunch, huh?
Ah!
Hey, girls, Boola-boola.
- Dykes,
- You little weasel.This is Intercepter One, It's going down,
I repeat, the Bogey is going down,
Detail, attention!
Yes, sir!
You! You!
Present arms!
Present arms!
- Sorry l used the security phone, sir.
- That's all right, Max.
- My golf's not what it was.
- This sounds crazy.