Afer you, lunchmeat,
- Oh, no!
We'll never come back!
(Vince) Uh-oh, Something tells me
we ain't in Kansas no more, Toto,
(Sherman) You see? I told you guys,
The warp's expanding,
Look, It's people from the past
and the future...
and we're all here together!
This is like a... this is like
a crossroads of time and space!
- Yeah,
- wow!
I don't believe this, Do you, Mike?
Oh! Unreal!
Hey...
Radar her... (gibberish)
Come on, Vinnie, get it
under control, all right?
Hey, hey, Danger makes great sex,
- I'll check you guys out later,
- Latello, we don't have time! Come on!
Hey, look! These are optical delusions,
like ghosts, so it's cool,
Here comes Latello, Yo!
Son of a bitch!
What do you call this wah-wah?
Actually, I think you call it
a Neanderthal man,
Yeah, well, I don't care
what country he's from,
One shot in the chones, and he's down,
Oh, I don't believe this!
I could be at home, watching Magnum.
Stop whining, Latello,
- Come on, let's go!
- Whining?
Barney Rubble just tried to flame me out!
Hey! You guys, wait up!
(Sherman) Vinnie, come on!
(low growl)
(grunting)
Hey, scope that faggot in the tutu,
Paisano, we're friends, all right?
Just friends,
(native language)
- Hey, Sherm, what's he saying?
- He's going to kick our ass,
- Aah!
- (Vince) Mike!
(crowd cheering)
(cheers fade)
He's dead,
we just flamed on a guy
who's been dead a billion years,
- Hey, Mike, Mike, you OK?
- Yeah,
Come on, Sherman, help him up,
Come on, OK?
You OK? Can you walk?
(Vince) Hey! Hey!
(Vince) Oh, are we in trouble,
(Sherman) Oh, no,
The warp's getting stronger,
(men's voices)
Get down!
(explosion)
Get down,
- (Vince) Hey, the exchange students,
- (Sherman) Latello!
(speaking Vietnamese)
Come on,
- Viet Cong,
- Shh!
(cocks gun)
- We're out,
- what?
- It's empty,
- Give me that,
- OK, back me up, all right?
- You got it,
Get their guns! Come on!
Huh? That's OK, Don't get up,
(Sherman) we're optical delusions,
right, Latello?
- Thanks, I owe you one,
- Yeah, take it easy,
Ciao.
Come on, let's rest here for a while,
Hey, brown boy, how'd you learn
how to fight so good, huh?
Cliffs Notes, Latello,
Just how do you
work these things, huh?
Well, according to Stoddard's Guide
to Modern Weaponry,
you eject the spent clip,
You pop the fresh clip
into the chamber...
pull back the cocking mechanism...
and you're ready to rock 'n' roll,
what'd he say?
Come on,
(thunderclap)
(growling)
Go ahead, Make my semester!
Vinnie!
(Sherman) Smart, Latello, Very smart,
Latello... come on, put it down,
- would you put it down?
- (Michael) who are these guys, huh?
(Sherman) They must be mutants,
From afer the apocalypse,
(screams)
Let's get outta here,
(growls)
- Come on!
- I don't need this,
God! Oh, great, Now we're gonna get
flamed by stuff that don't exist yet,
Maybe he doesn't exist
in our dimension, bullet-head,
but because of relativity...
Sherman, I don't care about
relativity anymore, so shut up, you fat toad,
Keep your hands off of me!
Yeah, if it weren't for him,
we wouldn't be here!
Now, look, we're almost there,
All we gotta do is get up the back stairs
and we're at the lab,
(monster growling)
Yeah, or I'm flippin' Bluto,
Come on!
(shrieking)
- What is that?
- I don't know,
My ears are ringing like
The Gong Show. I can't hear nothing,
whoa! And I don't see that, neither,
- Sherman?
- You got me, Mike,
Oh, terrific,
The Answer Man is stumped,
This plant has been extinct
for 60 million years,
Yeah? Well, I ain't never
seen one before,
You gonna make it, Vinnie?
Me? I'm so scared,
I'm thinking about God,
(roaring)
It's God-funking-zilla,
(footsteps thundering)
Get down,
I don't believe it, I just don't believe it,
I just wanna be home,
watching cartoons,
Stop talking, OK?
(sneezes)
- Sherman...
- Asshole!
It's my allergies, Ah... ah...
That's it! I've had it!
I'm going in! Back me up!
- Vinnie, what are