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letting him stay here.
Then I'll find him a safer place.
Which place is safe?
Even if it's a police station,
they can still break in.
You can stop bothering with what I do.
Just let him stay here for another 12 hours.
Fine, I'll chase him out tomorrow at this time.
Let me tell you first, I won't guarantee his safety.
I'll get the Condor to protect him.
Daughter, please wake up.
This is the year 2006.
It's not the old pugilistic world anymore.
I believe you're my destined lover.
That's why I must save you.
Before I return, you mustn't go away.
Understood?
Excuse me, I'm looking for
Shang Guan Da Hua.
Who's that?
He's the "C.O.O.O" of your zoo.
There's no such position. I don't know
anything. Go look for him yourself.
Come, time to brush your teeth!
Brush up, brush down.
Brush left, brush right.
Woah, what's the matter with you.
You filthy thing, I'll...
Where's my watch?
What? It dropped into his stomach?
Hey, open up!
Wait, it's not my watch.. Well, it's
branded stuff so never mind.
Uncle Yi Po!
Ling Feng? Why are you here?
I'm here to look for my dad.
Your dad?
Watch out!
What's this? I have the "Golden Bell Iron Armor".
How can you possibly bite me?
Uncle Yi Po! My father says he's
"C.O.O.O.", a high ranking postition here.
How come no one knows him?
Your dad...
- Da Hua? He's over there at the toilet.
Dad, don't go.
You told me you have a high position here.
Some "C.O.O.O.".
"C.O.O.O." means the one in
charge of the toilet.
I'm sorry, my good daughter. I lied.
Don't be like this, daddy.
It doesn't matter what you do
as long as you're independent.
My good daughter!
Daddy is so useless. I can't provide
you and your mother a good life.
What matters most is that
our family is together.
But your mom doesn't feel this way.
Mom will surely understand one day.
Why are you looking for me?
I think I've found my destined lover whom
Reverend Kong Kong mentioned before.
What kind of guy is he?
He's my superior. His name is Gu Long.
Give me three more sheets.
- Go in first. I'll pass it to you later.
So that means he's young and capable.
When are you bringing him to see me?
He is currently pursued by villians.
Mother refused to help me.
That bitch is really...
Please don't blame mom.
Don't worry. I'll protect your lover with you.
Ladies, can you tell me where is this place?
Why are you so scantily-cladded?
You're using the fur to "fur" me...
What a huge dog!
"I'm not a dog. I'm the handsome Divine Condor"
What stabbed my bottom?
It feels so painful.
"Bottom strucked by poison arrow"
Where's Ling Feng?
"Helping you to find bodyguards"
Nine plus? Time to go to work...
"Not allowed"
Not allowed?
Not allowed, then I'll just flee!
"Be obedient, Go back and lie down"
Have you seen before,
a fist as big as a sandbag?
With just one punch,
I can send you back to the zoo.
Condor brother, is the television show nice?
"Show me your hand"
"The other one"
"Show me both hands"
There's nothing on my left hand, my right hand
and even both sides of my hand. Haha...
Give me a high ten!
Hello, this is the 999 reporting centre.
I'm currently unlawfully detained.
Send the SDU to save me immediately!
Sir, could you tell me where you're being
detained and who detained you?
I don't know where I am but I'm being detained
by a bird. He calls himself the Divine Condor.
You're saying that a condor kidnapped...
no, detained you?
Spot on.
I think I should divert your call to
the home of the mentally retarded
or even an asylum. Thank you
for your call. Goodbye.
It's nothing. I was bored so I just
dialed 173-173-173... Hello?
Thank god I'm still alright.
I don't think so.
Sorry... Sorry...
If you want to leave, you can simply
climb out from the window at the side.
If you're lucky, I'll prepare you
to crawl a few rounds on the street.
How do I address you, great heroine?
My english name is Dolina.
I'm Ling Feng's mother.
Thank you.
Auntie...I mean
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