gasping,
and she says, "how
could you do that?"
He says,
"it was easy."
Boy, that mickey spillane,
boy. He could write.
I read everything
he ever wrote.
We got a whole pot
in the kitchen!
I couldn't eat nothing.
My mother stuffed me
up to the gills.
Mickey spillane knows
how to handle women.
In one book,
he picks up this tomato.
She's been hit by a car.
She throws a pass at him.
He meets
two beautiful twins,
and they throw a pass.
He meets a beautiful
society dame,
and she throws a pass.
Boy, he could
really write.
Anybody want to watch
the ball games?
It's only a little bit after 2:00.
Where are you going?
To call that girl. Thought
I'd take her to a movie.
You kidding?
Listen, Angie. You were
very impolite last night.
I introduced you
to that girl.
You just turned right
around and walked off.
You got me mad
hey, Jerry.
Show Marty that picture.
Put it away!
My mother's on the porch!
I wonder where
they find those girls.
They're
Hollywood starlets.
My mother will walk in!
Marty, let's go down 72nd
street area tonight.
I thought I'd take
this girl to a movie.
You must have
made out good.
We just talked.
She must be some talker.
She must've been about
50 years old.
A guy should marry a girl
20 years younger than he is.
When he's 40,
she's a pretty doll of 21.
He'd have to marry her
when she was 1.
You're right.
I never thought of that.
She wasn't
so bad-looking.
She must have kept you
in the shadows.
Don't hang around
with dogs.
Gives you
a bad reputation.
Let's go to 72nd street.
I told this dog
I'd call her up today.
Brush her!
Want to come with me
or that dog?
I looked all over
for you last night
another book I rea
d by mickey spillane-
I can't remember
the name of it.
He finds this redheaded
doll in the street.
He gives her some dough
because he feels
sorry for her.
Wait a minute.
I think that's
the Same book
I was telling you
about before.
You didn't
like her at all?
A nothing.
A real nothing
you know something?
This mickey spillane,
boy, he sure can write.
So what are you gonna
do tonight, Marty?
I don't know, ma.
I'm all knocked out.
I may just hang around
the house and...
maybe I'll go down
and see what Angie
and the boys are doing.
I'll see you later, ma.
So we had-
I don't want to talk
like that fellow, now.
We had the extreme privilege
of having jackie gleason
make his tv debut
on our show.
So, tonight on our
anniversary show...
I'm doing it, huh?
Aw, now,
leave me alone, will you?
You know, he scares
the life out of me.
What time is it?
About 8:00.
You don't feel like
going to 72nd street?
It'll take an hour.
The whole evening's gone.
What's playing
on fordham road?
There's a good picture
in the loew's paradise.
You guys feel like
a game of cards?
Let's go
to 72nd street.
We'll wind up
with something.
I'll never forgive
la guardia
for cutting burlesque
out of new york city.
There's a burlesque in
union city. Let's go.
You don't want to ride
a 1/2 hour on the subway.
Now you want to
go to union city?
I feel like
playing cards.
That's what richie
rizzo feels like doing.
I don't feel like
playing cards.
What do you
feel like doing, Angie?
I don't know.
What do you feel like doing?
George, what are you
doing tonight?
"What are you doing tonight?"
"I don't know."
The burlesque!
Loew's paradise!
Miserable and lonely
and stupid!
What am I,
crazy or something?
I got something good here!
Why am I hanging around
with you guys?
What's the matter?
What's the matter with you?
You don't like her!
Ma don't like her!
She's a dog,
and I'm a fat, ugly man!
Well, I had a good
time last night!
I'll have
a good time tonight!
If we have
enough good times,
I'll beg her
to marry me!
If we make a new year's
party, I got a date!
You don't like her,
that's too bad!
Hey, Ange
- when are you gonna get married?
You oughta be
ashamed of yourself.
You're