thousend of times,
to songs that noone
else could even hear
I've reached
to the flame of love
I couldn't hold it,
and disappeared
I have lived to learn
to hate the blues
I lived with everything,
but you
I can not believe my eyes
I see you here!
Now, are you
comfortable?
I am as comfortable as can be
in front of a camera .
Come on. You are not
at national television.
This is just your own personal
dating video cassette.
Now! Relax! We are rolling. Ok.
What is your name?
I am,...Mr. Jones.
Good. Very good. Mr. Jones,
what is that you do for a living?
Well, I am manager for major
dogs...pet...
major pet store.
Now. Tell me what is the most exciting
thing that ever happened to you.
That would be knee surgery.
You know, I think we should
take a different track.
Is this your cotage?
- Yeah.
Your mother must be
very wealthy lady.
Well, that's a matter of fact.
She has her own business. But...
We don't want to
discuss it here, ok?
Just...be very quiet.
Here is our dating dossier.
You just look on the category
that you are interesting in:
age, range, personality
for friends it is all in list...
You are home late.
- Yeah. I...
stopped at look at apartment.
Well, it wouldn't be end of the world
if you stay here.
This is a perfectly nice...
normal home.
Mom. I'm a big boy now.
I need to be on my own. Ok?
Good night.
What are you doing?
I've...change my mind.
I made terrible mistake.
You don't know me.
I've never been here.
You've never seen me.
I've never, ever been.
I'm sorry.
Here some...$10...cassette.
I'll pay that. Send me the bill.
This is a palace.
I love the 20th Century!
The painting is so real.
It must have been done
by an great artist.
It's a snap shoot.
Taken by uncle Bob.
That's my dad.
He - passed away after
that was taken.
You both have the same smile.
Wish I have the snap shoot
of my family.
I miss 'em so much.
Yeah.
I know what you mean.
You know, sometimes,
I can picture myself.
Back in your time. Prince.
Alone in a strange land,
armed only with my sword,
taking on the world for a...
Heh, just a fantasy.
No, you are a prince.
As great and valiant
as ever were.
So glad I'm not
alone anymore.
Never gonna leave you alone.
Good night.
You are cooking?
Whats the occasion?
I am hungry.
- Aha.
And, by the way..
who's in the bathroom?
Friend. No questions, please.
I always respect your
privacy.
Did you sleep with this friend?
- No I slept on the coutch, thank you.
And mom, thanks for
respecting my privacy.
No problem. Where did you meet her.
- At work.
She's a model,...
Ummm...foreign.
I think from...Bavaria.
Bavaria? Me and your father always
had a royal Bavarian blood.
Of course, he also claimed that
he's Harward graduated.
The only one who ever
worked at is fish market.
Did you ever hear
about prince William?
No. But I'm sure I'd
like to meet one.
Am I gonna meet her?
- No.
It's like him.
Jesse.
Good morning, Jesse.
You stop doing that. I get off
your kidding or not.
Jesse?
Hello? Oh, no.
Come on, Jesse.
Come on.
You are real.
Yes you are.
Come on. Come on,
baby, come on.
Don't! Don't be a dummy now!
Come one, please.
So hard .
I suppose, I'm
talking to a dummy.
I was dancing with the dummy.
Breakfast! Come on! Eat!
Oh, God!
Come on, honey.
Jason, what are
you doing?
This is the girl you brought
last night?
It's not what you
are thinking, mom.
And you were watching
on apartment?
I mean,...that...
Wanna something else?
Either of you?
- No, thank you.
Oh, thank you.
Darling, I need the banner
over here.
Thats look smashing fellows.
You are doing wonderfull job.
Hollywood, you got the second?
Always have time for
man in uniform.
How can I get Gail from
perfumes to get notice me?
Oh, my Andy I am flattered
of all the people here in "Prince&Co",
you've chosen counsel
from the Gangster of Love.
Noone else have any ideas.
Gail over perfume? Andy,...
She is