Seryozha, or I'll leave.
Give me your hand.
You want me to break my neck?
- Come on, come here.
- Oh, it's so good!
Just a few steps left.
Come on, my darling.
Oh, you feel so warm!
Hello.
What do you think you're doing?
Your mother didn't sleep a wink
all night, looking out for you!
- You knew where I was.
- Yes, we knew.
But where were you after that?
Andrei was back home at 10:30,
all wet. Why did he get all wet?
You better ask him why he was wet.
I will ask him. I want to know
everything to the last second!
You just want to look like that friend
of yours in everything!
Have you got the call from the school?
- You got the call from the school?!
- I don't know.
She doesn't know! Wait till
Viktor comes, he'll know everything!
Let him see
what you've grown up into!
All right, come here.
- What?
- Let me smell your breath.
- Are you a traffic officer?
- Breathe.
You breathe yourself.
Do as I tell!
And again.
Let's go, his plane must have landed.
Why didn't you bring Sonya along?
I say, why didn't you bring Sonya?
We decided to give each other
a little respite.
What do you mean?
Well... it's kind of hard to explain.
You could at least have brought
the kid.
It's too hot here.
How you doing, Vera?
Me? Better than anybody else.
- She got out of hand!
- There we go again.
First of all, you got to understand
that a child in the family
is notjust an object
to be constantly controlled
and made demands on.
The child should be
a controller and demander, too.
There're days in the family
when the master is the father.
But there must be also days
when the master is Vera
and everybody should obey Vera.
There's nothing funny about it.
In the families where this is done,
the children and adults are equally...
And why did you leave your Sonya?
Vera, you're incorrigible.
You'd better listen.
Listen to whom?
You're talking some bullshit.
He himself doesn't believe in
what he's saying.
Why do you speak
to your brother like that?
Barge in!
This is me!
And this is me.
Hi!
How can you eat that filth?
There's nothing else to eat.
- Are you comfortable like this?
- Nah.
Me neither.
- I love you so much.
- Hurray!
Sokolov!
Give me your can opener.
He was adored by women for
what no one should know about.
- It's not on the table.
- Look somewhere else.
Where's he?
Where's our tiger?
Where's this dormitory's
sexual pulse beating?
- The pulse is busy.
- Busy with what?
What are you busy with?
All right!
What you should know about AIDS.
Let's see.
Avoid casual
sexual relations
and contacts
with homosexuals...
Sokolov, don't be a jerk,
give me the opener.
...drug addicts
and persons
leading promiscuous
sexual, Seryozha, life!
Who's that?
An old acquaintance.
- Hi.
- Hi, buddy.
- Are you here for long?
- For a week.
How are you living here without me?
Regularly?
- I'm doing all right.
- I can see. Metallurgist!
Vitya, we can't wait
to have you with us.
Coming, my dear.
How about the opener?
You got me.
Are you blind or what?
Vitya, we're off.
Who's the broad?
That one? A high school graduate.
I don't see anything here
to put under my sciatic nerves.
Hi, Vitya.
What are you doing here?
My dear.
- And you?
- Do you know each other?
- I'm asking you!
- Just sitting.
Incidentally,
she's my little sis.
All people are brothers, Vitya.
So you're just sitting, right?
I know a man who was sitting
drunk on a windowsill.
Of course, he fell down from the 3rd
floor. His brains all out of his ears.
They brought him to our hospital.
I gave him one chance in a hundred.
He hadn't used it.
So he died.
Yes. Yes.
What is it between you two, Vera?
It's love between us, Vitya.
So you've ripened up to it, right?
And what do you need her for?
- What do you need me for?
- I want to marry her.
Isn't that true, Vera?
Do you want to be my wife?
- I do!
- You see?
I can't get you, guys.
- It's not for everyone to get it.
- It'