to handIe my divorces.
It's not Iike I enjoy them.
Maybe I shouId go somewhere where
no one knows how much money I have.
Where is Staten IsIand?
Why don't we go there?
Thanks, but Harvard
doesn't give a degree in yenta.
I'm not here to find you a wife
or to pick out your cIothes.
My heroes are CIarence Darrow,
Thurgood MarshaII....
Who's another non-scummy Iawyer?
My parents!
My father worked for Martin Luther King.
My mother is a Iaw professor.
They taught me that Iawyers
shouId be treated with respect.
I have compIete respect for you.
R-E-S-P-E-C-T.
Luce, wait. Wait!
DearIy beIoved, we are gathered here
to join together MeryI and Tom...
...as they stand before us
on this joyous day...
...procIaim their Iove and enter
into that most sacred bond of aII...
...the bond of hoIy--
Is that yours?
I'm so sorry.
PIease continue. Everyone Iooks so beautifuI.
Just keep going.
Bye. You guys, I'II be right back.
HoId this for me. I'II be back.
Twenty bucks for your cab.
Keep the 20 and Iet's have dinner.
Keep your dinner. I'II keep my 20
and we'II caII it even.
-Okay, sounds good.
-Okay, bye.
Go.
George, pick up. What's wrong?
Don't teII me that the construction permits
didn't come through...
...because I had the appIication
into the Zoning Committee by 9 a.m.
-Evening, Miss KeIson.
-WiIIie, toId you the Mets wouId sweep.
-Miss KeIson.
-Ms. Hana.
-Good evening, Miss KeIson.
-Linda.
-George?
-HeIp! I'm in my cIoset.
-What is it?
-That is a very attractive.
Okay, I'm judging the Miss New York contest
in under an hour. It's on teIevision.
What do you think?
PIease don't teII me you caIIed me out
of a wedding to heIp you pick out a suit.
-You ran out of a wedding? That's horribIe!
-You said it was an emergency!
Didn't I memo you as to what
constitutes an emergency?
Yes. Large meteor, severe Ioss of bIood
and what's the third one again?
-Death! And you're not dead.
-No.
You weren't dead when
you caIIed me at 3:00 a.m...
...because you had a nightmare about
becoming a member of KISS.
Just Iike when you barged in
on my woman's doctor appointment...
...to ask me which picture
to put on the cover of People.
I don't Iike those very much. If it's any
consoIation, I wiII be dead eventuaIIy.
Tonight is important. I'm representing
the Wade organization. That incIudes you.
Not anymore, George.
-I'm sorry?
-You got IsIand Towers, I got Coney IsIand.
Why don't we just caII it quits, okay?
I can't take it anymore.
-What, are you serious?
-Yes.
PIease, consider this my two weeks' notice.
-I find you ungratefuI.
-UngratefuI?
-Yes, ungratefuI.
-UngratefuI?!
Yes. I hire you with
no corporate experience.
I give you an apartment, a great office,
the nonfat muffin basket every morning.
-George!
-Why do you keep your phone on?
You crave the excitement.
This is entireIy my thing...
...because I've managed
to turn myseIf into this....
It's not Iike I'm enjoying it either.
Now I can't. I'm addicted.
I have to know what you think.
What do you think?
I think you are the most seIfish
human being on the pIanet.
That's just siIIy. Have you met
everyone on the pIanet?
Goodbye, George.
I don't have a shirt.
AnseI, I finaIIy quit. He caIIed me
out of MeryI's wedding.
-I'II never get that moment back.
-Okay.
I'II set up interviews with Iaw firms
that do pro bono work, and--
-All right, hang on.
-What?
Look, we're shipping out.
I gotta go. You take care of yourself.
I gotta go, hon.
Okay, just don't faII in Iove with
any cute marine bioIogists.
-Okay, I promise. Bye.
-Okay.
-Love you.
-Bye.
I am reaIIy Iooking forward
to a new chaIIenge...
...and your firm has the optimaI bIend
of pubIic and private interest Iaw.
Lucy, your rйsumй is amazing.
You know that.
But we do a Iot of business with Wade.
AII the more reason for me
to make a smooth transition.
-Lucy.
-Yes.
George Wade caIIed me this morning
and informed me...
...that you are