Seventeen years,
three months and five days.
That's a long time
to wait for some tit. [ Laughs ]
-- [ Projector Whirring ]
-- [ Man ] Without an atmosphere...
the Earth would be
a far different place.
It might look like the moon.
Our exploration
of the moon showed us that it is
nearly a dead planet today.
But it provided one very
important piece of information.
I haven't seen or heard
from you in three weeks.
I'm not a mutant, Ron.
I realize I may be obsolete...
in your new world,
but I'm not dead.
We know nowthat the moon,
as well as all the other bodies
in the solar system...
were heavily bombarded
in their fiirst billion years.
-- Then about three--and--a--half
billion years ago...
-- [ Muttering ]
this bombardment
slowed to a bare trickle
as most of the solid chunk----
You got it there, son?
Whoa, oh, oh, Ronald!
No mischief tonight.
Nowthe police are really
crackin'down this year.
Oh, Dad, come on.
Have a little faith.
-- [ Horn Honks ]
-- See ya.
-- All right, we set up there?
-- Yep.
[ Ricky ]
Check it out.
We got spoilt tomatoes...
-- Yeah.
-- rotten eggs and
the piece de resistance.
-- The shitbomb!
-- Ha! Human feces?
No, doggy doo.
But it's just as efficient, bro.
Here, sniff.
-- Ah, sniff this---- God!
-- [ BigJohn ]
Hey, Ronnie.
-- Here you go.
-- Whose house are we doin'?
Ah, dig, classic, man.
We have done the same house
four years in a row.
-- It's like tradition
now, huh, Ricky?
-- You know it!
And yours, son, is
the most important mission.
Drop that net on any punk
that gets near our front door.
I'm gonna personally
deliver one of them to the police.
[Together ]
Yes, sir!
[ Dog Barking
In The Distance ]
So I was telling you, you know,
this guy is, like, totally rad.
Excuse me.
Ronnie said that you said
that friends share, Patty.
-- You've had him two weeks----
-- You mean, she's attacked him
for two weeks.
Whoa, wait a minute!
First of all, if I recall correctly...
you still have Bobby.
Secondly, you quit Ronnie,
so that makes him public property.
You guys, that's real romantic.
I mean, he sounds like a restroom.
First of all, I don't have Bobby.
And secondly, I didn't think
that my best friends...
would be draped all over him
like a cheap----
Why not, Cin?
He's cute, sweet.
Good.
Oh, come on, you guys.
A lady never talks.
Yeah, next time I see one,
I'll remember that.
Oh.
[ Exhales ]
-- [ Laughter ]
--[ BigJohn ] Shh!
Shh! Shh!
-- You're sick!
-- There's the target.
All right.
Oh, shit. Y--You know----
I know a better house.
-- It's not very far from here.
It's right down this street.
-- Our senior year.
Our last mission.
[ Exhales ]
The final shitbomb.
-- It's tradition and shit. Let's go!
-- Go on!
Listen up. We divert 'em
on each flank, and you
shitbomb the front door.
-- No! I won't do it!
-- I told you he wouldn't do it!
-- You're still a nerd, huh?
-- Give me the shit!
-- No! I'll do it.
-- Come on!
I don't want to do this!
-- [ Laughs ]
-- [ Grunts ]
-- [ Gasps ]
-- [ Laughing ]
[ Laughs ]
Do it now!
[ Grunts ]
-- come on, Ronnie!
-- Throw it, Ronnie!
-- Throw it!
-- come on. Throw it!
-- come on!
-- [Whispers ] Shit.
-- Yeah! Bull's--eye!
-- Whoo--hoo!
-- I got one!
-- I'm comin'!
-- No, you're not!
-- Keep him pinned down!
-- [ Grunts ]
-- [ Ricky ] come on, BigJohn!
Keep him down!
[ Ricky ]
Ronnie, let's go! come on!
Get the hell out of there!
-- come on,John!
-- Yeahhh! Let's get
outta here, man!
You hold the little bastard!
[ Ricky ]
come on. Let's go! Whoo--hoo!
There must've been
a hole in the net.
-- We'll get 'em next year.
--[ Engine Starting ]
I don't think he'll be back.
[ Truck Speeds Away ]
This is a fine--looking bird,Judy.
This is what got me
an ""A'' in French class.
Ronald.
-- Thank you.
-- You're welcome.
Let's see yours, sibling.
Ahh---- I didn't get mine yet.
You're the only one from
kindergarten through