buy the wheel.
- You can rent 'em, you know.
- Yeah.
##Come on a safari with me
Early in the mornin'
we'll be startin'out ##
##Some honeys will be
makin'the scene ##
##I've loaded up my woody
with the boards on top ##
-##And I put on
my faded blue jeans ##
- Looks, um, clean, Dad.
- ##Come on, baby
Wait and see ##
- Oh, thank you, son.
You know, anytime you want
to borrow this little beauty
for a night on the town,
it's yours.
Thanks.
[Clears Throat]
##Let's go surfin'now ####
You missed a spot, Dad.
I'll get it.
I'll get it.
[Doorbell Ringing]
Mother!
Whoa!
Beauty runs in this family,
and it runs fast.
Rock? Oh, I see
you've met my little baby.
Baby? I thought
she was your little sister.
Oh, Rock.
Mother.
Mom? Can I borrow
your suede outfit tonight?
Cindy, I said no.
[Whispers]
Okay.
I'll take care of big sister.
Oh. Isn't he a hunk?
Good word, Mom.
[Car Door Closes,
Engine Starts]
Oh, yes!
-####[Dance Rock]
-[Chattering]
Hi!
[Boy]
Whoa! Come on.
So, uh, I'm glad
you made the squad.
You know, you girls are
so important to the team.
- I mean, your help is so
crucial between games too.
- Yeah?
- Keeping our spirits up.
- Great!
- What can I do to help?
- Oh.
[Silverware Clatters]
Ronald?
Not at the table, please.
So have you saved up enough money?
Yeah, fifteen hundred dollars!
Yeah, I mowed 331 miles of grass
this summer.
That's $4.54 per mile.
Hmm, The Ronald Miller Story:
My Life OnA Mower.
- [Chuckie Sighs]
- How much is the microscope?
- Telescope.
- Oh, well.
It's $1,000, and it's on sale.
Then I'm gonna deposit the rest
in a money market account.
I'm proud of you, son.
You worked, you earned, you saved.
You ask. Hey, big Dave.
How 'bout, uh,
spottin' me a 20 to
purchase some necessities?
- Why? What's up, son?
- preschooljam session at Julie's.
Okay. And what about you, Ronald?
You got any back-to-school
parties lined up?
Yeah, the Saturday night card game.
Ooh! Cards with the 'tards.
- [Groans]
Smack him.
- Hey, bro, I'm only kidding.
I mean, who could beat a night
of cards, chips, dips and dorks?
[Laughing]
Well, guys, read 'em and weep.
- [Laughs]
- [Sighs]
[Exhales]
Your deal.
[Crickets Chirping]
Ronald! Your deal.
[Chips Clattering]
Let's do something different.
What do you mean?
We've been playing poker
for two years.
Let's play another game.
Dealer's choice.
Hearts.
####[Dance Rock]
- Fran, isn't it?
- Yeah!
Wow! Wow, can I pet it?
- I'm sorry. It's dead.
- Ooh, cool outfit!
Ooh, what a severe suede.
You guys, it's no big deal.
Um, Bobby sent it to me from Iowa.
You know, they have
fine leathers down there.
Oh, yeah, the best leathers
come from Rome, Paris and Des Moines.
I don't remember this.
I was just in your closet yesterday.
Um, I probably had it
somewhere else. I don't know.
Hey, Fran, do you wanna
go mingle a little bit?
My mom won't let me near suede.
It's too hard to clean.
Yeah, I know.
My mom feels the same way.
Did I tell any of you girls about
my many scholarship offers?
- Mm-hmm.
- [Boy]
Hey,John boy!
- Yeah! Quint! Hi!
-John!
Watch it! Ooh. Sorry, hon.
- [Whispers]
Oh, my God.
-Don't worry. It's only wine.
Just rub some salt on it.
It'll come out.
Oh, oh.
I mean, it's not like I ruined it.
[Sighs]
Oh.
Damn it.
Now, for the same price, I can sell you
this five-inch telescope.
- Oh, it's only five inches.
- Well, it has an optical inverter.
- Hmm.
- Take a look. Take a look.
It gives you an erect image
rather than upside-down.
Hmm. Yeah.Ah,yes!
I see the erection.
I'll be right back.
I'll wrap it up
for you, Ronald.
Yes, l, I relate
to your dilemma, miss. I really do.
But we have a policy of no exchanges,
especially after a garment
has been marinated in Ripple?
All right, now, I will
compromise, all right?
Um, l, I will work here after school
and on weekends...
Would you listen to me?
I will work here after school
and on