the scene on the train
with Elizabeth Taylor and Rock Hudson?
Love in the Afternoon,
with Audrey Hepburn and Gary Cooper.
Remember?
Remember Teresa Wright
in Since You Went Away?
Teresa Wright didn't get on the train.
Honey, you're going to love it, I promise.
God, we're really going to do it, aren't we?
Kiss me. I'm nervous.
Kiss me again.
You promise that once we get married
it's not gonna screw everything up?
No, it's not gonna screw anything up.
Everything's gonna be better.
- We're even gonna write better.
- Good.
Right, we'll get better.
Yeah, that's wonderful, honey.
That's great.
Because if it doesn't, you know,
I'm gonna have to kill you in your sleep.
Here you are.
- You two getting married?
- No, we're just visiting relatives.
- Be about 20 minutes.
- It's your money.
Right.
- What time did he say?
- Whenever we get here.
Excuse me.
The Los Hermanos Wedding Chapel?
- What's she saying?
- I don't know.
Of course, you realize
what you are about to do...
is a very serious step.
It is not to be taken light.
You fully agree,
but I have to ask this of everybody.
- We're very sure.
- Yeah.
All right. We will begin.
Shouldn't we stand up or something?
No, that is not necessary.
But if you like, all right.
God, honey, here we go.
- Are you ready?
- Yes!
This is the English ceremony.
I do not know it as well as in Spanish.
So if you will forgive me, I will read it.
"I, Richard Babson..."
You repeat it after me, what I say.
"I, Richard Babson..."
I, Richard Babson...
"...take thee, Paula McCullen..."
...take thee, Paula McCullen...
"...to be my lawful wedded wife..."
...to be my lawful wedded wife...
"...for better or for worse..."
...for better or for worse...
"...in sickness and in health..."
...in sickness and in health...
"...with love and affection..."
...with love and affection...
"...I dee endo."
I'm sorry, I didn't get that.
"I dee endo."
I dee endo.
I'm sorry.
I always laugh when I get nervous.
That's all right. It is to be understood.
All right.
Now, will you please repeat it after me.
"I, Paula McCullen..."
I, Paula McCullen...
"...take thee, Richard Babson..."
...take thee, Richard Babson...
"...to be my lawful wedded husband..."
...to be my lawful wedded husband...
"...for better or for worse..."
...for better or for worse...
"...in sickness and in health..."
...in sickness and in health...
"...with love and affection..."
...with love and affection...
"...I dee endo."
What?
I don't understand that.
"I dee endo."
I dee endo.
"And by all the power vested in me
by the State of California...
"I now pronounce you man and wife."
And you may kiss the bride.
I have this ring.
You don't have to wear it,
you can just keep it.
I am very happy for you.
The witnesses signed the certificate
before you arrived.
And they will be sent to you
in about a month.
- Well, many congratulations.
- Thank you.
- And congratulations, Mrs. Babson.
- Don't call me that.
Very well.
What?
It's all right. Everybody does this.
All right, I've got you.
Sorry.
- Honeymooners?
- Yeah!
Thank you.
Are you comfortable, honey?
Listen, you get on the inside.
Let me get on the outside.
- All right.
- One of us will fall out.
- Wait, honey.
- Yeah, what?
- My hair.
- I'll fix it.
Jesus.
I got this.
Here. Pull this.
- Here. Wait a minute.
- Thank you.
Okay?
Yeah, I just have
to stay on my back because...
Don't worry, we'll get comfortable.
I never learned how to sleep on the side.
- That's good.
- This is good?
Honey, there are those honeymooners.
Guys, how far are you going?
- How far are you going?
- Buffalo.
Great. We're going to Toledo.
We'll be with you most of the way.
- Please watch your step.
- Dear God, it's freezing.
Don't they have any redcaps or red tops
or whatever they're called?
- I haven't shaved in three days.
- I don't see them.
You think we've been
in Buffalo long enough? I'm